I want to first start off with something that happened Monday.
I had a doctor's appointment early morning for a checkup, for those that don't know I'm a vampire. Most of you have seen me on in the wee hours of the morning so I like to sleep during the day.
Needless to say I didn't have much sleep come the doctors appointment and my poor Hazel isn't quite awake having not finished her coffee.
We come to the point in the exam he needs to check my testicles, so I having no modesty, stand up and start pulling down my pants and underwear. He says do you want me to close the curtain, I replied nope she's seen them plenty of times.
So he pulls up a stool, sits down and starts looking over the boys. After he's finished, he leaves the room so I can get dressed. I turn to Hazel and said were you jealous watching him play with my balls. She doesn't miss a beat and replied nope I was going to tell him "bitch get on your knees and do it the right way ". I so love this woman.
Now my father on Monday had eye surgery, so later that evening I call to see how he was doing. He replied he was doing good, I then said you do know we both got our balls played with today. He just laughed.
Now for the review, after seeing a lovely friend Cressida Clytie new toy and hear not only her bragging about it but others here I got curious. So I brought it up to Hazel, she looked it up, while looking at the lush 3 and all of it's glorious she spotted the Ferri.
It's the panties version with a magnetic clip to hold it in place. She preferred this for outside the house fun and bike riding. She sent me the link and a buying I did.
So Wednesday morning comes and I decide being hump day and she's got the day off why not wake her up in a very good way. Needless to say it was a wet and wild Wednesday morning.
Now fast forward to dinner time and there's a package on the table, I ask what did you order? You see we've had multiple things being delivered lately, new knives for me, foot bath for her, new tires for the lawnmower, I couldn't think of anything that was going to be delivered.
She looks at me and says I think it's the new toy, I never got an email saying it had been shipped but low and behold it was here. So after dinner, some errands being done it was time for a test drive.
She got it cleaned, put in place, I got the app installed, toy connected with my phone, let the fun begin. I first hit the set mode of vibrations, she squirms in the chair, I see it has a make your own pattern feature, turn it up to high. This is where I'm informed that if I want to keep playing with this we have to go to the bedroom.
Hazel heads to the bedroom, I fix myself a cocktail, put the dogs to bed and join her. She positions herself in bed, I sit in my chair, open the app and begin what I think is giving her a good time.
After a few minutes she says are you going to start? Hell I thought I was, swore I heard her moan, nope dumbass forget to reconnect the toy. Ok, toy connected lets try this again, I used the make your own pattern function, you can control speed and variation and loop it to repeat a particular pattern.
After some time, quite a bit of moaning, hearing the words get your ass over here to finish what you started. I can only say I give this product a 5 star rating, two thumbs up, my deepest thanks to the inventors, thanks to the delivery guy or woman for getting it here in only 3 days.
In conclusion I can honestly say this is going to be a whole lot of enjoyment, I will no doubt have to change the sheets more often but all in all very well worth it.
Big hug and much love for all, I hope you have a wonderful day. 😊😈
