3 years ago. June 25, 2021 at 9:11 AM
What do you get when you give five doses of valium to a lizard?
A calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon.
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Hidden In Plain Sight
The philosophies and adventures of a girl, just trying to make her way in the world.“I’ve done every damn thing in the book wrong”... this is the story of that journey.
WhatamIfightingfor(dom male){CurvyB}
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Did he fall asleep on the droid of honor? (Space Balls)
3 years ago
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Veejay(sadist male){BaeBGirl}
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Would you pm me in a moment? I had a question for you.
3 years ago
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Jack of all doms(dom male)
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When is a Dad joke obvious?
When it is ap(parent)
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satis-factory
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because it would be a foot.
What does your Dad say when you ask him if got a haircut?
No, I got them all cut.
When it is ap(parent)
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satis-factory
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because it would be a foot.
What does your Dad say when you ask him if got a haircut?
No, I got them all cut.
3 years ago
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Jack in the box
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Just cute, thats all. ☺ ⚘
(But alas - now I will have that song stuck in my head, lol )
Just cute, thats all. ☺ ⚘
(But alas - now I will have that song stuck in my head, lol )
3 years ago
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acquiesced(sub male)
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I heard this song recently, and all I could think of was kamala kamala kamala chameleon
3 years ago
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