Release yourself and your wildest fantasies become reality. You will reach your potential and be fulfilled in ways you couldn’t imagine. You will hear those beautiful words, “good girl.” And achieve orgasm in new and wonderful ways.
But they don’t want you to know the truth. And, yes my friends, there are dirty, little secrets of BDSM about which few will speak. So, as a self-proclaimed whistle-blower, I will share those secrets.
The minute your hands/wrists are bound securely, your nose will itch. Scratch all you want beforehand, it is fruitless. You will wiggle and squirm trying to get anything to reach the unreachable itch but to no avail. The Domly one will take this to mean you are struggling and just need to be tied tighter. If you try to explain your itch, they decide to punish you for squirming by putting a feather under your nose.
Don’t drink within 12 hours of beginning any sort of play. You will have to pee. Same principle as the itch only what happens is that the Domly-one thinks there is some fun in making you wait. You will stand, sit, lie, kneel or be doing jumping jacks while the Domly-one leaves you to ponder your fate. Invariably they are hoping you are getting wet with anticipation of the exciting whips and chains that will be used on you. In reality, you will get bored and want to pee. You might get lucky and make a quick dash to the bathroom, but that isn’t likely. The Domly-one times this behavior to catch you failing to follow instruction. They will not allow you to pee and will instead turn on the faucet to make you suffer.
Dinner and a scene don’t mix. Carbonated beverages come back on you. Assume the universe is divined against you. When the Domly-one is beating your ass, comes and grabs your hair to pull your head back and say, “Who owns you, slut?” your answer will be an odorous, definitive belch. Domly-one will decide you are disrespectful and supply a gag.
Telephones and doorbells are easy enough to ignore. Police battering rams; not so much. Neighbors mean well, they really do. But until they know you are screaming in the “good” way, you will eventually have trouble. On a positive note, it will immediately stop your orgasm that the Domly-one told you, you couldn’t have anyway. In this case, you won’t get in trouble because you will have complied with both the spirit and the letter of his domliness.
Bondage is nice ...... until your skin gets caught between the rope. Yes, the Domly-one thinks he knows everything about tying up your breasts in pretty designs he read about once in a magazine dedicated to rodeo clowns. As he deftly wraps the rope in circles, he will catch your skin in between the two strands and you will scream and smack him. The Domly-one will take this to mean you are into rape play immediately restrain your hands causing your nose to itch.
Once the Domly-one discovers the fun of rope, he rarely stops at your hands/feet and/or breasts. Next the Domly-One tries to rival the likes of Calvin Klein and Vera Wang by creating "art" with his rope work. Unless you are completely bald in your nether regions, the resulting pubic hair pull is a nightmare unto itself. You will redefine what being a masochist means to you. The Domly-One assumes these are screams of delight until your knee involuntarily connects with his crotch. When that happens, you are insubordinate and need to be left alone to think about your transgressions..... cue peeing.
Aftercare isn’t really aftercare. It is more like your Kindergarten clean-up time. You get about 45 seconds to come down off of your last orgasm and be untied before the real work begins. Toys need cleaning, towels/blankets need washing, sheets need to be changed and everything left out needs to be locked away in a place that will only be discovered once you are dead and your house is sold to a religious couple who will find it and have an exorcism performed to rid the place of your demons. The Domly-one is not against helping with these tasks; but his orgasm leaves him comatose for at least the next 6 hours. Not to mention he has no idea that plastic, silicone, glass and metal all require different methods of cleaning.
There you have it. BDSM’s dirty little secrets.
You’re welcome. I assume I’ll be banned from this site after posting so it was nice to know you all.
