Thank you Umberlee for THIS awesome challenge.
Ask Me Anything
Come on - do your worst!
I'm not afraid!
Thank you Umberlee for THIS awesome challenge.
Ask Me Anything
Come on - do your worst!
I'm not afraid!
This morning I was informed by not one, but two of my favorite cage-mates that my premium subscription had expired.
I was not surprised since there were limits to my premium length. I had fairly negotiated a duration, but the end had come sooner and more suddenly than I had hoped it would.
Nevertheless I was undeterred as it was not entirely out of my own hands. It was within my power to erectify the situation.
So fear not, good friends! I have been freed from the bonds of basic membership, released from captivity in the cavernous bowels of debasement, sucked from the depths of a foul black hole to once again rise and be ejaculated into the warm, welcoming mouth of madness that is the unlocked cage.
To put it simply - I'm back!
(special thanks to Karyn and SSR for letting me know)
This is always the kind of thing that happens when I try to have fun hahaha!
Give me your opinions.
Find the post referenced in the recording here: "Hearing Loss"
Oooh! About to pop my voiceblog cherry.
Gonna break my voiceblog hymen.
What to say... what to say... How about this:
I have no idea what made me think of these things...
Did anyone else ever do this? -
Borrow your uncle's old, used van, and get together with your stoner buddies. You'd wait for everyone to climb in, roll up the windows, hot-box the shit out of it, and pass out on the mattress on the floor in the back.
Or this? -
Move into your first apartment, dead broke, with a shitty minimum wage job. Since you couldn't afford grown-up bedroom furniture you had to arrange a dozen milk crates on the floor to serve as a frame AND box spring and laid the mattress on top.
Or am I the only one?
Thanks to SensualDom for this challenge
There were so many images that I could have picked. Pictures of a Sadist, or a Degrader, or a Daddy.
It all comes down to the same thing.
Those who know me might even be surprised at the one I chose, but it is very simple.
She doesn't have to be bound, or collared, covered in bodily fluids, or even naked.
She only needs to know her place. I'll do the rest.
This is not going to be one of them silly, lighthearted things for which I am well known. Nope, sometimes shit just isn't funny. I'll explain:
My feet are always super freezing cold so I usually sleep with my socks on. When I woke up today I noticed that one was missing.
(a sock, not a foot.)
So to be fair I took off the other one and threw it on the floor.
(the other sock, not the other foot.)
Seriously.
WARNING - No Triggers Ahead!
And you know what else is funny?
With all the talk about about them and how we should or shouldn't put them at the beginning of our posts,
have you noticed that the one word which never seems to trigger anyone is -
"Trigger"
The fuck?
Irony at it's best.
First was that awful White Shirt challenge. SOMEONE (she knows who she is) kinda made it so that I could no longer avoid taking part in it I mean thankfully finally participate in it. Since then I started to like the challenges and have accepted a few more.
I am actually a week late, and pt.2 has already been issued (I'll get to that soon) but here is my entry for TKP's
Getting To Know You Challenge (the first one)
For most of these it will be impossible to narrow down to just one answer, and later today I'll remember 37 other answers that would have been just as good.:
1. My favorite childhood toy(s):
Silly putty, Spirograph, Wooly Willy, Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots, Rubik's Cube, Etch a Sketch.
2. Favorite album:
I'm just gonna stick with childhood faves because by now there are sooooo many to choose from.
The Beatles 1962 - 1966 (the blue one)
The Beatles 1967 - 1970 (the red one)
3. Favorite childhood TV show:
I was definitely a fan of Sid and Marty Krofft shows like H.R. Pufnstuf, Lidsville, Sigmund and the Seamonsters, Land of the Lost (the actual original tv show.)
And later it was all the usual shows - Brady Bunch, Love Boat, Fantasy Island, 6 Million Dollar Man, Bionic Woman. I'm surely forgetting 100 others.
4. First film at the cinema:
I think it was Grease, and at an actual drive-in like in the movie.
5. First crush Celebrity and Personal:
Celebrity - Had to be Farrah Fawcett. I was madly in love with her when I was... 9yo?
Personal - Probably my 1st grade girlfriend Stacy when I was... 7yo?
6. Favorite animal:
Monkey. That was an easy one.
7. Favorite film:
Again, I'm just gonna stick with childhood faves because by now there are sooooo many to choose from.
As a kid my fave was either Rocky or Star Wars (the original 1977 movie, later to be retitled as Star Wars, Episode IV – A New Hope.)
8. First kiss who and where:
I kissed my babysitter when I was... babysitter age. At home I assume.
9. First real contact with the kink world:
Ooh, this is a great story -
One day at school I told these best friends named Lily and Sonya to get on their knees. Once they had, I pissed on their faces and in their mouths. It happened while they were kneeling just inside the door to the girls bathroom so it wasn't weird.
I was... 8yo?
But as an adult it was in my early 20s with my first true love, the one you never forget. I pissed on her too.
10. Only one person to be left on a island with for a year, without any technology:
Easy answer - My kinky little Kitty!
(Or Farrah Fawcett when I was... 9yo?)
A big Thank You to TKP!
Next up, Part 2!