Thank you to again to Purĕ for this fun challenge which unfortunately I probably waited just a little too late to participate in.
Nevertheless, one person did actually guess the lie! Here again were the choices along with the Big Reveal at the end:
1. One of the most questionable places I've had sex was inside a burning building. (Yes, while it was on fire.)
I was 18 and living in my first apartment. one day I was in the bedroom with my girlfriend and we were so busy making dirty dirty sex that we failed to noticed the smell and noise coming from the other side of the door. It wasn't until we finished that I realized the shared wall between the bedroom and the kitchen was hot. When I ran out I found that fire had broken out in the kitchen and spread. Thankfully there were no injuries but the kitchen cabinets were all burned down, the paint and carpet in the living room was melted and charred from the flames, and the walls throughout the rest of the apartment were burned black from the smoke.
2. When I was 19 I had sex with a high school girl while at church. (Before you judge let me explain...)
She was 18 years old so it was legal, but she was still in high school so it was still all hot and nasty and taboo! We took her parents van, drove to the closest place we could find that was as far away from her parents house as we could stand to wait, and parked. We made dirty dirty sex in the back of the van and a couple hours later we opened the back doors to find that we had been fucking in some lame church parking lot. (I said AT church not IN church you heathens!)
3. My first and last names are the same as, but in the reverse order, of the stand-in for an adult film actor from the 70's. (I know, I didn't know they used stand-ins either.)
Turns out that after he was done making dirty dirty porn sex he went on to become a high profile public defense attorney in the town where one of my high school friends grew up so he was familiar with the guy's name. Fucker gave me shit about that for years. Not about the porn part, that was fine - but about being "named after" the STAND-IN!
And the answer is
1. - True. And I actually lived in that place for 6 more months after that.
2. - True. And she was a virgin which makes it a little dirtier.
3. - Lie! Total, completely made up horseshit nonsense. And I'm pretty proud of that.
