Take me, take me,
to the store,
let’s get a box of 12 or more.
Drive me, drive me,
to your house,
let’s see how long I’ll wear this blouse.
Rope me, rope me,
all around,
let’s suspend me and keep me bound.
Tease me, tease me,
make me wait,
open it before it’s too late.
Watch me, watch me,
laugh at you,
let’s see it fit–as you laugh too.
Stick me, stick me,
push in deep,
let’s learn how I’m not a shy sheep.
Make me, make me,
getting close,
let’s do it–but then my breathing slows.
Hear me, hear me,
wait I say,
let’s just use those another day.
Trash it, trash it,
take it off,
let’s get back before you get soft.
Fill me, fill me,
don’t hold back,
then let’s argue about condoms we can’t take back.
(Yay, first blog post!! BTW: I still promote safe sex. Situation involves a longtime SO)