I need cuddles now...I can't be patient,
by the time You get finished I'll be ancient.
I know You can see me, that Zoom call can wait,
Fine, I'll take my clothes off–that'll be good bait.
That look does not scare me, see I can make that face too.
You really should focus before they wonder who You're mouthing to.
I hop and I twirl–performing like a ballerina with grace,
I'm naked and unashamed, but I see a shade of red spreading over Your face.
Are You embarrassed or angry? I really don't care.
Look, I've made a pretty flag out of my underwear.
After waving it around for a minute or two,
I finally decide to try something new.
I see You scribbling something staying calm as can be,
but You're too late–I bend over and present: the upside down me.
I pull off a handstand and I shake my butt,
You show me your note and I read it: "STOP IT NOW SLUT".
I get on all fours and cower, giving You puppy dog eyes,
I was tired already and still hadn't received my prize.
You bid farewell to your coworkers and close Your laptop,
I continue to sit there resisting the urge to hop.
You hold out your hand and I crawl to You,
"Come get your punishment for acting like you belong in a zoo"
"But I did nothing wrong, tell me my crime,
You told me to stop and You only had to tell me one time."
You tell me to be quiet before stroking, then grabbing me by my hair,
"A hug?" but no, a spanking instead..."this is so unfair".
