Friends!
A warm heart, a smiling face
Can always help when suffering a feverish pace!
Love is easy to give away,
And warms most hearts on a really bad day!
Thoughts today are very sweet,
Just in case you need a treat!
Life is hard and crazy sometimes,
But you are stronger when you are kind!
Peace!
49 years ago I married my Master, my lover, my best friend, my partner in crime. Lol, well thankfully we never committed a crime!
I was only 16 years old and Master 17.
You might ask,"T, how have you stayed together for 49 years?"
That answer is easy!
HONESTY!
Honesty is probably the most important thing that He and i share. Being honest frees my soul and this one thing will forever change my view of a person. Without honesty there can never be trust. Without trust there is no point.
Now you my ask,"T, have you and your Master always been honest with each other?"
Wait, let's go back!
We were 16 and 17 years old!
Yes, He was the dominant, i was and am a submissive nyphomaniac.
He had his hands full!
But honesty was and is very important to me. He learned that no matter what i always tell the truth. No matter how hard it is. The truth will set you free.
So rules were established early on and we followed the 50's style D/s relationship. He has always been the King of his castle and i have enjoyed being the treasured submissive wife.
Now 49 years is a long time and it has been bumpy at times, we are not special! But i think the way we got here is because of that word!
HONESTY!
Honest about what we think. Honest about how we feel. Honest about what we do.
Yep! i honestly think that by always being honest we honestly will be together forever!
Happy Anniversary Master! Here's to 49 more!
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
Happy Monday!
i was complaining under my breath that being a domestic slave was boring! Cooking, doing dishes and cleaning sucks and it felt like forever since I had been fucked!
i didn't realize He was able to hear until He was behind me. He didn't say a word, He took me by the hand, bent me over and stripped away my pants.
This picture is old but the marks are true and my bottom was marked before He was through.
Thankfully soon after I was given a task. If I could excite Him I would have my wish.
There was no need to worry, the spanking worked well. So my task was easy once on my knees he started to swell.
Soon my desire to be fucked was fulfilled and Master asked if i had any complaints!
i smiled and wiggled in His arms and said if that's what will happen I will complain everyday!
Master ask for chocolate cupcakes with chocolate buttercream frosting!
Then that moment when you realize your cupcakes look like the 💩 emoji! Yikes!
Thankfully they are delicious!
Lmao!!!
Senior Sex -- This is the funniest thing I have ever read .......
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having
sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
"Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
When hard boiled eggs and chicken wings are requested! Bon Appétit!