Kindness

Lmao!!!

Senior Sex -- This is the funniest thing I have ever read .......

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having
sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,

"Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

When hard boiled eggs and chicken wings are requested!  Bon Appétit!

i am a Knucklehead!

We just bought a portable dryer.

It is to mount to the wall.

Hang from the wall?! A dryer?

It's not a full size dryer i know but hang from

the wall!!

I voiced an objection.

"Let's see if there is a youtube instillation

video," I said.

Master frowned at me.

i know Master had read the instructions but

still!

Then He laughed.

i watched the video.

He was right.

He said," you are such a Knucklehead!

I am the Master?"

i bowed and smiled. "Yes Master!"

Last night I was spanked for being such an insatiable slut. That my teasing when He was tired deserved a very red welted bottom.

You see there is a 1% dominant in my personality that i have found and i have been exploring that 1% just a little. So the night before i planned my strategy. Trying to dominate a very dominant personality takes a bit of creativity and timing.

Master was in bed, he sleeps naked from the waist down so I straddled His legs slightly entrapping them. i ask if i could rub my clit and cum, i know not very dominant! i was given permission but was told not to expect any help, He was tired. The play caused arousal for Him and He growled at me to cum!

The next morning He told me that i was in big trouble but that He did enjoy my teasing playful orgasm feeling that he was slightly restrained and edged but that i must be punished!

That evening the spanking was bare handed and after the spanking i could feel the welted finger marks. i was made to suck Masters cock while He watched me play with my clit again. i was on my back with my head tilted backwards hanging over the side of the bed. i could feel my sore reddened bottom rub on the bed cover. i thought this is how i would be allowed to cum but Master had other plans. He edged me at least 5 times all while fucking my mouth. I could see His asshole when He had me suck and lick his balls but He wouldn't let me touch Him there. I wanted to so badly but He didn't want to be distracted while i sucked his cock. i knew then that i would be licking and sucking for a very long time.

Finally i was moaning and groaning so much he flipped me on my stomach and fucked my dripping tormented cunt. i screamed "Please let me cum!" His response "Not yet my minx!"

Even though He was close i could feel Him holding back. He spanked my ass now with each deep thrust of his cock. my pussy was tight and i was having small preorgasm spams. i was in subspace just enjoying the ride now, i hope you know that place.

i could feel His cock cum deep. He held it there, my orgasming muscles massaging out every last drop from His body.

Now exhausted i was held and caressed but before being aloud to go use the bath i was made to clean Masters cock. In true loving form while i cleaned him he gently tapped on my sensitive clit with his open hand and let me cum again.

You see He is the true 100% dominant and I am reminded that my 1% will always be just that!

i haven't made a meatloaf since i have been with Master and that is 49 years!

Meatloaf was one of my favorite things to eat as a child growing up and something my mother made often because my Father loved meatloaf.

Now i can sometimes find it on a restaurants menu and do enjoy it at that time but with the lockdown we haven't been to a restaurant for almost a year now.

Today as i was doing my shopping online to pick up tomorrow and i mentioned to Master how much i miss having a nice meatloaf for dinner and His response was priceless.

He said," I will do anything for love, but I can't do that!"

This is the title of a famous song by the artist Meatloaf!

i just had to try!

How did i do? Lol!

Rudolph the big dick reindeer
Had the biggest dick in town
And if you ever saw it
It would make you moan and groan

All of the other reindeer
Use to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Play any kinky games.

Then after Christmas eve
Santa came to say.
Rudolph with your cock so hard
Please take care of Mrs. Clause.

Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shout out with glee!
Rudolph the big dick reindeer
You'll go down in history

i have to say this looks like fun but i'm not as clever as you hun! So i will post some others who are way better at this for you!

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Merry Kinkmas everyone!

In this time of uncertainty i decided its better to be safe than sorry!

Mask up bitches!

Thank you JuicyJess and Little Monkey for this great challenge...

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If you know me you know i am a nymphomaniac unicorn. So my choices will probably not be a surprise. i couldn't decide so i am posting two for my unicorn.

Masters were a bit more difficult because He is an enigma but because of the loving caring soul He is i think these will do. Again i couldn't decide so i will post the two that most explain what His unicorn would be.

Then when our unicorns meet this song explains the bond.

Peace!

You started the thoughts of training your dear,

To teach her submission and you are quite clear.

She must do as I say for your enjoyment and pleasure.

You know I can be obedient and clever. 

First I will teach her to please your cock!

And then she will learn to suck my cunt!

Once she has learned this fine art, dripping, moaning and ready to squirt.

I bring her to you, yes she's ready to serve.