Kindness

Yes, lets all color some eggs, shall we!

Yep!

Happy Day Everyone!

i hope you all can find your happy place today!

Peace Friends

Disclaimer: a real mouse died by way of a snap trap. It was a quick human death, unlike death by poison. There was a beware of trap sign posted!

i'm mad as hell!

What can that be!

Right there!

For all to see!

i open the door.

Oh shit, is it taking a nap?

No, it's a mouse caught in the trap!

It's dead!

i know what i have to do.

But i look up pleading at You!

You just laugh, You bugger you!

i'm mad as hell at You!

So i just shrug, what the hell!

 i wash the shelf, i get rid of the smell.

Before you know it, it's all done well.

i've calmed down, all is tiddy and neat.

i see that smile as our eyes meet.

You kiss my lips , i rest my feet.

You say:

"your stronger than most , my darling slave!"

"Now!  Whats to eat!"

Have you ever asked a question like,"Does my hair look nice?" Or "Does this shirt make me look fat?"

If you have, do you wonder if the person who is answering is truthful or are they just blowing smoke up your ass?

So the joke of the day is:

"Master, do you think i am pretty?" i asked.

He responds, "Bend over and I will tell you, darling!"

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When you look at this plant i know what you see!

You think i need this in my garden yes indeed!

But its not what you think in your kiniky mind!

Its a pitcher plant, a one of a kind!

The top will open when its ready to feed!

An unsuspecting bug is all this plant needs!

I would love to meet this man to ask him if he has ever lost his marbles!

No Words Needed Accept Enjoy!

I would be Jennifer Lopez's slave!

Just sayin!