mas·och·ist
noun
a person who derives sexual gratification from their own pain or humiliation.
(in general use) a person who enjoys an activity that appears to be painful or tedious.
nym·pho·ma·ni·ac
noun
a woman with uncontrollable or excessive sexual desire.
adjective
denoting or characteristic of a woman with uncontrollable or excessive sexual desire
Now put the two together!
If you are in the produce section of the grocery store and look longingly at the biggest cucumbers,
you my be a masochist nymphomaniac!
If you turn the hand held shower head to super hot while washing your private parts,
you may be a masochist nymphomaniac!
If you peel a banana and wonder if you can shove it down your throat,
you may be masochist nymphomaniac!
If you load the washer with as many heavy items so that it will cause it to go off balance and straddle the corner during the spin cycle,
you may be a masochist nymphomaniac!
