4 years ago. October 23, 2020 at 1:04 PM
Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday.
Friday! There you are, you sexy son of a bitch! We’ve been lookin for you since Monday!
Came home Friday with flowers for the missus. When I handed them to her she replied, “Great. Now I have to spend all weekend on my back with my legs in the air.” Obviously confused I asked, “Why? Don’t we have any vases?
THANK GOD IM FEMALE
No that’s not it
THANK GOD IM FUNNY
well. yeah…but no….
THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY
yep that’s it ?
TGIF!!!
