What follows is a bit of a moan, yes I am a little bitch at times, so strap yourself in for a bumpy ride…or strap on if you like, there would be no complaints here. (Shite joke I know, but it’s been a long couple of weeks )
After contracting the zombie virus over Christmas my immune system has been fucked, catching everything going. While I haven’t gone full infected, human brains just didn’t appeal to my delicate sensibilities. one of the worst aspects of the aftermath is that I have a zombie toe.
but Mr Monkey what the fuck is a zombie toe? I would post a pic but I’d expect to be cash apped if I did. Basically my big toe has swollen to the point I haven’t been able to put my shoes on. It is also fucking agony to walk on so I’ve not left house in about 2 weeks.
It’s making me a bit moody, there are after all only so many shite 80’s horror films one can watch.
been given anti biotic as and it is clearing a bit but by fuck does it hurt. Considering giving it the old double tap. If it’s still there at the end of the week I’m gonna take some garden shears to it.
anyways.
moany post over. Next time might be more introspective or whimsical…who knows, depends on how good the pain killers are.
