How do cagebots,
Blog entry no2 today you lucky things you,
Just been speaking to one of my friends who revealed a terrible thing to me today.
First of all some context. I know not many of you are from the west coast of Scotland, far fewer from Ayrshire. So I reckon a bit of background is in order.
In the last year of primary school every year there would be a trip to a magical place called Millport. Milport is a small island where there’s very little to do…apart from cycle round it.
What made this place magical was a joke shop. It sold alsorts from farting gas, to blackface soap and even the holy grail of all problematic joke shop Goods. Shite in a can.
The hours of fun had with that stuff made memories. Coupled with fart gas.it was just the stuff dreams were made of.
Anyways my friend told me that not only is this shop now closed, but kids can no longer get shite in a can thus robbed of this simple pleasure.
on reflection it is probably a good thing for environmental reasons cos I don’t think the contents were entirely organic.
still…sad times
still
