But that other stuff is pretty boring.
I know there will be a gaggle of littles, a pack of alphas, a swath of switches, and a butt load of snubbed subs who will object to this.
"It's not all about Sex, Mr. A. It's about security and cuddles and crayons and glitter and LOVE!" the littles will whine.
To which Mr. A. says, "Listen up, Kitty [you're all named Kittysomething for some reason]. You may look cute as a button in your unicorn PJs for your Daddy or Mommy, but at the end of the day, if we don't nut, it's off to boarding school for you."
"A real Dom would know better," the Alphas will lecture. "Submission is a gift that we take very seriously. It is something a Dom earns, not something to be taken for granted."
To which I say, "Relax, Dom Diddy Daddy. Loosen that tie and unclench the sphincter for a minute. Trust is nice, but if you find yourself watching Bravo on the big screen in the dungeon these days, you can bet that your going to be on the wrong end of the sub unattraction equation.
Anyway, I'm running out of steam this morning. Can somone finish this blog for me?