Highway to hell

Pockets - Hard Sword....

MelMell​(dom female) - I snorted. Hard
Hard sword ?????
Oh god no
?????
I can’t breathe

Pockets - ??

Johnny slave sub​(sub male)​{I'd most w} - It is indeed funny. Thanks for the posting of this. Some of the names are more than funny...but hilarious. Not so mine!
Sincerely, Hairy Wand ?

Johnny slave sub​(sub male)​{I'd most w} - Oops.....did it wrong.....
SHOULD BE.......Hairy Shaft. ☺

MelMell​(dom female) - ???? that is freaking priceless
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GiannaRay​(sub female) - Giant Killer lol. I should be so lucky I guess

MelMell​(dom female) - ?? giant killer omg. So it’s giant ???? and it will kill you ???? I can’t ??

HeyLittleOne - Of all things...
Hard. Sausage.
??

Pockets - Lmao

MelMell​(dom female) - Classic ?? a true classic ?? hard and a sausage. In a way it is a sausage ?? and it does get hard ??

LeashCalledLove​(sub male)​{__________} - Overcooked it did ya

Master13​(dom male)​{MajesticLy} - ?????
Dangling Sword ??

MelMell​(dom female) - -walks into a bar- would you like to see my...-dramatic pause- dangling sword ;)?
????????????

Master13​(dom male)​{MajesticLy} - ????
Excuse me sorry my Dangling Sword gets in the way ???

bdsm enthusiast - Hairy meat

MelMell​(dom female) - ??? hairy meat. Oh god ???

Azure Kitsune​(sub female) - Giant Destroyer...

MelMell​(dom female) - Well it’s giant ??? and it sure as hell will destroy someone ????

Azure Kitsune​(sub female) - I should learn to wield it responsibly

MelMell​(dom female) - Yes ??? you really should ??. With giant penises comes giant responsibilities ???

Azure Kitsune​(sub female) - ? ? ? ? yes!

OraclePollon​(sub female)​{NotYours} - Big Injector. Simple, yet powerful. ?

MelMell​(dom female) - -walks into a bar- hey girl, know why my penis is called Big Injector? Cuz I’ll be injecting you tonight ;)
???? I’d fucking die if someone said that to me ???

AdamDragon​(dom male) - Long Machine ....fitting lol

MelMell​(dom female) - It’s long! And it’s a machine! ????? which machine has not been determined ??

Literate Lycan​(dom male) - Long Destroyer . . . . Yes, that makes sense.

Azure Kitsune​(sub female) - Yours may be long... but mine is Giant!

Literate Lycan​(dom male) - LOL.

MelMell​(dom female) - And mine is purple! ????

GiannaRay​(sub female) - These replies ?????

Pockets - Ikr? ??

burned​(sub male) - Comment deleted by poster.

burned​(sub male) - giggles... well this one would be "Dangling Steak"?

MelMell​(dom female) - ??? steak ??? priceless

LeashCalledLove​(sub male)​{__________} - fun "little" game huh?
Mr. Tool. Well that's pretty apt.

MelMell​(dom female) - ??? it is a “tool” after all ???

Lion​(dom male)​{Hazel Eyes} - Hard pole.??

MelMell​(dom female) - ??? it’s hard. AND it’s a pole ??

AlexTheSub​(sub male) - Yeah all I got was "sex tool"

MelMell​(dom female) - Sex tool ??? very true ???

AlexTheSub​(sub male) - well it is good to be handy and needed. Lol