Highway to hell

Pockets - Hard Sword....

MelMell​(dom female) - I snorted. Hard
Hard sword 😂😂😂😂😂
Oh god no
😂😂😂😂😂
I can’t breathe

Pockets - 😜😘

Johnny slave sub​(sub male){I'd most w} - It is indeed funny. Thanks for the posting of this. Some of the names are more than funny...but hilarious. Not so mine!
Sincerely, Hairy Wand 😊

Johnny slave sub​(sub male){I'd most w} - Oops.....did it wrong.....
SHOULD BE.......Hairy Shaft. ☺

MelMell​(dom female) - 😂😂😂😂 that is freaking priceless
😂😂😂😂

GiannaRay​(sub female) - Giant Killer lol. I should be so lucky I guess

MelMell​(dom female) - 😂😂 giant killer omg. So it’s giant 😂😂😂😂 and it will kill you 😂😂😂😂 I can’t 😂😂

HeyLittleOne​(sub female) - Of all things...
Hard. Sausage.
🙄😂

Pockets - Lmao

MelMell​(dom female) - Classic 😂😂 a true classic 😂😂 hard and a sausage. In a way it is a sausage 😂😂 and it does get hard 😂😂

LeashCalledLove​(sub male){__________} - Overcooked it did ya

Master13​(dom male){MajesticLy} - 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dangling Sword 😈😈

MelMell​(dom female) - -walks into a bar- would you like to see my...-dramatic pause- dangling sword ;)?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Master13​(dom male){MajesticLy} - 😂😂😂😂
Excuse me sorry my Dangling Sword gets in the way 😂😂😘

bdsm enthusiast - Hairy meat

MelMell​(dom female) - 😂😂😂 hairy meat. Oh god 😂😂😂

Morley​(sub female){Max Sterne} - Bahahahaha this one tops it all 😂🤣😂

Azure Kitsune​(sub female) - Giant Destroyer...

MelMell​(dom female) - Well it’s giant 😂😂😂 and it sure as hell will destroy someone 😂😂😂😂

Azure Kitsune​(sub female) - I should learn to wield it responsibly

MelMell​(dom female) - Yes 😂😂😂 you really should 😂😂. With giant penises comes giant responsibilities 😂😂😂

Azure Kitsune​(sub female) - 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 yes!

OraclePollon​(sub female){NotYours} - Big Injector. Simple, yet powerful. 😝

MelMell​(dom female) - -walks into a bar- hey girl, know why my penis is called Big Injector? Cuz I’ll be injecting you tonight ;)
😂😂😂😂 I’d fucking die if someone said that to me 😂😂😂

Morley​(sub female){Max Sterne} - Bahahaha🤣😂🤣

AdamDragon​(dom male) - Long Machine ....fitting lol

MelMell​(dom female) - It’s long! And it’s a machine! 😂😂😂😂😂 which machine has not been determined 😂😂

Literate Lycan​(dom male) - Long Destroyer . . . . Yes, that makes sense.

Azure Kitsune​(sub female) - Yours may be long... but mine is Giant!

Literate Lycan​(dom male) - LOL.

MelMell​(dom female) - And mine is purple! 😂😂😂😂

GiannaRay​(sub female) - These replies 😂😂😂😂😂

Pockets - Ikr? 😂😂

burned​(sub male) - Comment deleted by poster.

burned​(sub male) - giggles... well this one would be "Dangling Steak"?

Morley​(sub female){Max Sterne} - OMFG!!!! 😂🤣😂

MelMell​(dom female) - 😂😂😂 steak 😂😂😂 priceless

Morley​(sub female){Max Sterne} - Love Sword

MelMell​(dom female) - “I shall purify you with my Love Sword!” 😂😂😂 sounds like something from a hentai 😂😂😂

LeashCalledLove​(sub male){__________} - fun "little" game huh?
Mr. Tool. Well that's pretty apt.

MelMell​(dom female) - 😂😂😂 it is a “tool” after all 😂😂😂

Lion​(dom male){Hazel Eyes} - Hard pole.👍😊

MelMell​(dom female) - 😂😂😂 it’s hard. AND it’s a pole 😂😂

AlexTheSub​(sub male) - Yeah all I got was "sex tool"

MelMell​(dom female) - Sex tool 😂😂😂 very true 😂😂😂

AlexTheSub​(sub male) - well it is good to be handy and needed. Lol