The Met Police have just announced to the press, the following statement.
Last night there was a disturbing theft from Scotland Yard. All the toilets from Scotland Yard where stolen.
The official announcement states.
The police have nothing to go on !
The police are called out to an incident.
They find two people doing two rather silly things.
One is drinking battery acid.
The.other is eating fireworks.
So the charge one.
Then they let the other off !
Two snakes are basking in the morning sun.
One turns to the other and asks a question
"Are we poisonous?"
The second one replies
"Oh yes the most deadly on the planet"
"Are you sure."
"Yes, even the lion gets out of our way. When they see us."
"Why do you ask such a question?"
"Oh fuck."
"Oh fuck !"
" Well I just bite my lip !"
Three men are talking about their wives and bragging about how they make their wives cum.
The first one says he goes down on her and licks her to the heights of passion.
The second on says he goes all out caressing then makes love with all the care that his wife deserves.
The third one says he fucks her as hard as he can and doesn't care if she has a wonderful time.
The other two ask him how does she hit the heights of passion.
Easy he says I wipe my cock all over the curtains. She hits the fucking roof !
I can read believe it or not 😅
I have read numerous profiles, some have caught my attention and obviously some haven't..
I have seen names change, and you know who they are because their style of writing stays the same.
I have seen the same profiles change their collar change on numerous occasions.
I have been attacked in chat because I have been honest about my status.
I have also seen people attacked for a point of view, that they do not agree with.
I think this is all so wrong. The reason is that the vast majority of people would not be so offensive in real life.
They hide behind a keyboard.
We all love our own lives, and if our lives were so great. Then we as a whole would not be here on this site.
We would be happy and so wrapped up in our own lives.
These sites are here, enjoy your time here. Maybe you can be lucky and find your forever love.
In the mean time try and be kind and try not to judge until you have been in the other person's shoes.
Some of the cars and other stuff I have driven or owned in no particular order.
Ford
Capri 2.8, Escort 1600i, Fiesta Xr2i
Fiesta XR 2 short shift re geared 5 speed gearbox. Janspeed exhaust and manifold, k&n filter and re jetted twin choke Weber's and mild hi lift cam shaft.
Focus and Mondeo various versions and Sierra RS Cosworth.
Probe 24v V6.
Puma and Kuga
Consul soft and hardtops.
Vauxhall GM.
Insignia, Astra, Grandland X all various
Mercedes
A and C Class
BMW
530 sport ( tried to kill me 🤣 )
Jaguar XE and XF.
Austin A40 2.1 twin cam pinto, 5 speed gearbox RS Cosworth exhaust and manifold with a modified 2.0 Capri LSD.
Allegro 1.3 and 1750 sport
VW
Golf GTi and GTD.
Audi
A3 S Line.
Volvo
S40 and the V40 T5
Honda
Civic Type R.
Toyota
Rav 4 & HCR.
LandRover series 3 s & lwb 1 tonne petrol V8.
Scimitar and Scorpion CVRT, BDR Bedford. Defender. Bedford MK and MJ
Aircraft tractors
Triumph
TR7 and 8.
Herald soft top.
These are the ones I can think of at the moment. I do all things motor, I wish I had kept the XR2 and TR8 as they would give even modern cars a good run for their money.
Oh the regret.
It has been awhile since I put anything into print..
This is not a kink post but a question that all of us must ask of ourselves.
I absolutely love my job, not only do I enjoy that I am self-employed. As a Railway Signalling Engineer, my responsibilities mean that the every day public are safe every time they travel.
I love the pressure and time constraints to get the job done safely, and on time. No cutting corners, as I know if I screw up then I could end up in prison.
I know my tech training was second to none as the RAF No.4 SofTT are the absolute best.
What I hate is the licence renewal every five years. The absolute bollocks of collecting evidence and the writing of a novel to try and prove to some idiot that has never done the job on the ground.
I hate that bit. On the other hand I still love my job even if I have to jump through a load of hoops just to prove my work ethic and technical abilities.
Come wind, rain or shine that is a small part of what makes me tick
Anyone who read my blog Griz. Will understand.
Before I took it down.
I need to get and see Griz. The man who took my Karate training to a level that for my grade better than it should have been.
I need to hear his voice and hear his wisdom.
Before it is too late.
To reaffirm our friendship and once again spar in a dojo. As we did in the past.
I was talking in chat about my loathing of a Radio program here in the UK. A certain named above.
However thinking about it, it did make me think. A miracle in itself.
The rules are simple ten tracks by ten different artists or group.
One essential item and one luxury item as well.
My tracks
1 Baker Street - Gerry Rafferty
2 Land of Confusion - Genesis
3 I'm alright - Kenny Loggins.
4 Owner of a lonely heart - Yes.
5 So young - The Corrs.
6 Legs - ZZ Top.
7 I ran (so far away ) A Flock of Seagulls.
8 Lullaby - Nickelback.
9 I ain't worried - One Republic
10 Cuddly Toy - Roachford.
Essential item My belt kit, for you civvies it contains everything for immediate survival.
Luxury item A hammock.
Cockwomble.
Focus = Fuck off cause ur stupid
Hippacrocapig
Where did you leave your brain cell ?
I think your village is missing it's idiot.
When God was giving out brains. You thought he said trains, and asked for a slow one.
If common sense was explosive. You wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
This is not a biscuit and coffee meeting
I am sure you have flushed your brain out of your arse.
You ain't clever enough to be a half wit, never mind a total Fuckwit
Fuckwit.
Dingbat.
You spoon
Okay where did you leave your brain cell ?
Go forth and multiply you fatherless child.