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1 year ago. February 21, 2023 at 11:44 AM

Two snakes are basking in the morning sun.

One turns to the other and asks a question

"Are we poisonous?"

The second one replies

"Oh yes the most deadly on the planet"

"Are you sure."

"Yes, even the lion gets out of our way. When they see us."

"Why do you ask such a question?"

"Oh fuck."

"Oh fuck !"

" Well I just bite my lip !"

IceGirl​(switch female) - Venomous snakes are immune to there own venom / additionally snakes don't have lips. So many biological issues with this joke.
1 year ago
Smooth Wolf - That is what it is a joke !
1 year ago
Lemosyne​(sub female) - Lol, you made me smile though
1 year ago
TreasureMe​(sub female){Consumed} - This was good. You made me LOL 😂
1 year ago
Blondie​(sub female){Collared} - 😂😂
1 year ago

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