5 years ago. January 13, 2019 at 12:45 PM
"Honey, let's bake cookies...we don't spend enough time together."
"OK, fine. I'll give you the stuff, and then come back later..."
3rd party whispers in his ear
"Let's do this."
Grudging
Pained look
"All mixed. I love you."
I portion
I bake
I plate
No credit
"These cookies are how I got laid last night."
My crying
Your confusion
You sex me because you don't want to unravel
Our issues
