2 years ago. October 31, 2021 at 9:33 PM
The only costume I own is my patented DIY "creepy old guy who turns off all the lights and pretends he isn't home so all the damn kids with their damn candy stay off his damn lawn" outfit I usually wear.
No sense in throwing away hard-earned cash for some store-bought piece of crap made by a bunch of young entrepreneurs in another country when this one still fits and is totally indistinguishable from the real thing.
Make sure to say hi if you see me grimacing at you from behind the cobwebby curtain of a darkened window.
Hahaha
Happy Hallo-fucking-weenie everyone!
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