Corrupt A Wish

Granted. But then you avoid all the big, bad wolves, and nobody is happy.

I wish my bad decisions had no bad consequences..

Sun Apr 19, 2020 12:22 am • 287 Replies • 81776 Views

Corrupt A Wish

granted, but the first time you travel back in time brings you to a time before your wish was granted and your stuck there.

I wish I could make an incorruptible wish.

Sun Apr 19, 2020 12:10 am • 287 Replies • 81776 Views

The Question Game

Apparently, it's a rabbit. According to the internet anyway. Personally, I believe it is the Raven.

What would you have for your last meal?

Sat Apr 18, 2020 2:39 pm • 282 Replies • 83128 Views

Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but for some reason you can only stand eating Kale.

I wish I had a sense of humor.

Sat Apr 18, 2020 5:58 am • 287 Replies • 81776 Views

The Question Game

I would have rushed to see my sub in person.

What single frivolous luxury would you indulge in right now if you could?

Sat Apr 18, 2020 5:49 am • 282 Replies • 83128 Views

Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you lose all your money when you're scammed by a Nigerian prince.

I wish I had a genie

Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:56 pm • 287 Replies • 81776 Views

Corrupt A Wish

your cock is an inch shorter. fucking autocorrect

Fri Apr 17, 2020 9:19 pm • 287 Replies • 81776 Views

Corrupt A Wish

Granted: But all that happens is that your clock is an inch smaller.

I wish I invented viagra

Fri Apr 17, 2020 8:59 pm • 287 Replies • 81776 Views

The Question Game

I think an African Grey parrot. I was in love with a beautiful woman who owned one. He was a jealous bird and would sneak into our bed at night and sometimes take a bite out of me. But I grew to love ...

Fri Apr 17, 2020 5:13 pm • 282 Replies • 83128 Views

Corrupt A Wish

Granted. But the knowledge makes you miserable and you withdraw from society, live with 5 cats, and begin to look at them with suspicion.

I wish I could experience the perfect kiss.

Fri Apr 17, 2020 4:49 pm • 287 Replies • 81776 Views