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A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off, and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a m ...

Sun Jun 21, 2020 4:34 pm • 477 Replies • 122507 Views

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Did you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees and he begins to think irrationally?
Ever wonder why?


It's becau ...

Sun Jun 21, 2020 4:33 pm • 477 Replies • 122507 Views

When is it over for you?

I can only speak for myself.

One day I had an epiphany - Know thyself - leads to love thyself, if I can't love myself then how can I ever be happy.

The only person that can make me happy is me. ...

Fri Jun 19, 2020 5:48 pm • 28 Replies • 8835 Views

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My Girlfriend accused me of being immature.

I told her to get out of my fort.

Fri Jun 19, 2020 2:52 pm • 477 Replies • 122507 Views

Re: When is it over for you?

At what point do you decide to call it quits on a dynamic?

For me, there is a very simple three worded question, that is really easy for me to answer, although I may not like the answer. - "Am I Ha ...

Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:42 am • 28 Replies • 8835 Views

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Oh Yeah, I was born at night, just not LAST NIGHT.

Ain't gonna touch that one
Nope
Just Ain't Gonna Do It!

And theres 1 thing you will never hear a woman say
i was wrong
"They" p ...

Thu Jun 18, 2020 2:32 pm • 477 Replies • 122507 Views

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22 Things you'll never hear a man say

1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool MOTHERFUCKER.
2. No, I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow.
3. Her tits are just too big.
4. Sometimes ...

Thu Jun 18, 2020 2:07 pm • 477 Replies • 122507 Views

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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
Oh my gosh! You're cooking too m ...

Thu Jun 18, 2020 6:49 am • 477 Replies • 122507 Views

Princesses

There are as many different paths to the top of the Mountain, as there are many different things to experience along the way.
Who is to say, which path is correct, or what one should or should not ex ...

Thu Jun 18, 2020 6:35 am • 14 Replies • 17402 Views

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What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?



Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Wed Jun 17, 2020 3:22 pm • 477 Replies • 122507 Views