Jolene(sub female){PapaBear}
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4 years ago •
Apr 8, 2020
Granted: But humanity refuses to help itself.
I wish I could sing like a professional |
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Online now
Sammi Babi UwU(sub female)
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4 years ago •
Apr 8, 2020
Granted. You sing like a professional diver, underwater.
I wish I could fly |
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Duke Montefort(dom male)
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4 years ago •
Apr 8, 2020
Granted you can fly, but you are fine 1,000,000 dollars every time you fly. Air traffic control doesn't like you.
I wish I had a successful Career |
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4 years ago •
Apr 8, 2020
Granted: you have a successful career at cleaning toilets ! And you are very popular, every time a toilet is clogged up, they call you!!!!!
I wish I could have conversations with animals |
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skyrich(dom male){rottenbrat}
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4 years ago •
Apr 8, 2020
Granted: You can talk with the animals. But all they want to talk about is how stupid humans are.
I wish I could leave this rock and find intelligent life elsewhere in the universe. |
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Jolene(sub female){PapaBear}
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4 years ago •
Apr 8, 2020
Granted: They probe you whenever you're in the same room together.
I wish I could cook well |
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skyrich(dom male){rottenbrat}
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4 years ago •
Apr 8, 2020
Oooo... twisted, Jolene, twisted.
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skyrich(dom male){rottenbrat}
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4 years ago •
Apr 8, 2020
"I wish I could cook well "
Granted: You are an amazing cook. Everyone loves everything you make. Except you. You can't stand any of it. I wish tomorrow will be better than today. |
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AKittenforSir(sub female){JohnBond}
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4 years ago •
Apr 8, 2020
Granted: tomorrow will be better but every day after will get progressively worse.
I wish I had a pet panda |
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Calico(switch female)
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4 years ago •
Apr 9, 2020
Granted but it is invisible (only you can see it) and everyone thinks you're crazy.
I wish I could learn any language in a day |
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