Corrupt A Wish

Granted: but it cant involve money or anything materialistic

I wish I could talk to God

Granted: He doesn't talk back.

I wish I could sew

Granted but you can only do it with human body parts (think Buffalo Bill)


I wish I could be a good gardener.

Granted: now you are a good, no, great gardener. You have a beautiful garden full of all kind of plants.
Downside: if someone takes a fruit or a plant out of your garden you'll turn into a tomato
( think of into the woods but instead of growing old you'll be a tomato)



I wish I could make everyone happy!

Granted: but you lose the ability to communicate in any way

I wish I could refill anything with just a thought!

Granted: but it never refills with what you want it to.


I wish I could always have free plane tickets

Granted: but all such flights will only be to McMurdo Station, Antartica.

I wish I could become invisible at will.

Granted, but every time you use your invisibility, you have to sacrifice an appendage.

I wish I could play the violin.

Yikes, vicious! I think you and Jolene have it in for me!

Granted: but you can only play "La cucaracha!" -- but you play it with passion, and expertly. <3

I wish, instead of programming computers, I could connect with them mentally. (See "Coils" by Roger Zelazny and Fred Saberhagen, https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/536803.Coils)

Granted your identity is sold on the continuously, and you are wanted for fraud world wide.


I wish I had a pet kitty