Paulette the Tart(switch male)
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3 years ago •
Dec 22, 2021
There's a Serious Crime Squad. . . . . . . . Why isn't there a Silly Crime Squad?
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Online now
Miki(masochist female)
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3 years ago •
Dec 22, 2021
Hmm silly crimes such as the dumb-bells caught on the Interstate running guns or dope--- getting caught because they have a headlight out, loud exhaust, or are speeding.
Geniuses... |
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Cressida Clytie(masochist female){Taken}
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3 years ago •
Dec 22, 2021
The mind replays what the heart wants to heal.
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ButterfliesAndCuffs(sub female){LJ}
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3 years ago •
Dec 22, 2021
You can’t elope with a cantaloupe if you are a watermelon
But if you’re a cantaloupe, then a cantaloupe might just be willing |
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SirsBabyDoll(sub female){Pizza+☕}
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3 years ago •
Dec 22, 2021
ButterfliesAndCuffs wrote: You can’t elope with a cantaloupe if you are a watermelon
But if you’re a cantaloupe, then a cantaloupe might just be willing I'm sorry dear but that fruit is unable to alope...it just cant. |
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tallslenderguy(other male)
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3 years ago •
Dec 22, 2021
Ten percent of our protein intake is from our self recycling our own body.
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tallslenderguy(other male)
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3 years ago •
Dec 22, 2021
Our nose produces 1200 to 1500 ml of fluid a day.
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Miki(masochist female)
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3 years ago •
Dec 22, 2021
ButterfliesAndCuffs wrote: You can’t elope with a cantaloupe if you are a watermelon
But if you’re a cantaloupe, then a cantaloupe might just be willing Hmm but might one consider the option to elope with an antelope? |
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ButterfliesAndCuffs(sub female){LJ}
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3 years ago •
Dec 22, 2021
Miki wrote: ButterfliesAndCuffs wrote: You can’t elope with a cantaloupe if you are a watermelon
But if you’re a cantaloupe, then a cantaloupe might just be willing Hmm but might one consider the option to elope with an antelope? You can actually elope with an antelope if you are a watermelon But you have to be prepared for the horniness…..I mean horns ? |
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Miki(masochist female)
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3 years ago •
Dec 22, 2021
That's OK antelopes live so far away so one so inclined would often have better luck with a deer rather than be stuck with a "dear"
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