tallslenderguy wrote:
Little Vixie wrote:
Stupid question, but kinda funny:
Do yall ever just play with yalls self because yall are bored? Like just swing it around?
Yeah, i have. In my past life when i was married to a woman, i came out of the bathroom one day, naked, erect and with a bath towel hanging on my erect penis... she was pretty conservative an not amused.
A for effort and honesty..
Would that both sides f the equation be as inclined to do same.
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But now a genuine, not in a mocking fashion, question for hairy-face gents:
It may sound (funny I say that.. but it's an expression) sarcastic but it is not:
Guys with beards.. I "heard" of a dude who had a full flow raggedy-ass beard and one day a coworker asked him if he had scrambled eggs for breakfast. The dude replied, "No, I had eggs last Thursday."
EEEEWWWW!
Yucks aside, guys, those who sport beards, How do you avoid smelling yesterday's supper this morning?
I mean no harm and as a woman, I really consider this a "Silly Question for Men."
I shower every day, and since I don't push my face into my food bowl like a dog, I don't tend to get food debris in my beard. I generally don't miss my mouth when I'm eating. How do women manage to keep their blouses clean? Do they hold the plate up and just gnaw the food off the edge of the plate? See, now you are making ME wonder!