Corrupt A Wish

Cephalus​(switch male) • Apr 18, 2020

Granted. However, you only remember the punchlines in Latin, so most people don't get your jokes.

I wish I could play the saxophone.

Fate • Apr 18, 2020

Granted, but every time you play it, birds go ballistic and start attacking people’s heads all over the world and no one can figure out why.

I wish I had my mom’s barbecue spare ribs right about now.

Mister Anderson​(dom male) • Apr 18, 2020

Granted. But you have to feed them to me ND throw away the leftovers.

I wish I had an ice cold beer.

Cephalus​(switch male) • Apr 18, 2020

Granted. However, the beer is so cold it freezes your internal organs.

I wish I could listen to good music all of the time.

Mister Anderson​(dom male) • Apr 19, 2020

Granted. But good music is all you are able to hear and by the time Whole Lotta Love plays for the third time, you're completely spent.

I wish I was feeding a beautiful,.curvy woman strawberries.

SSG{ENM-TLP} • Apr 19, 2020

Granted and I love strawberries but you have to pick them fresh for her every day.

I wish I had no debt and endless wealth to share with those who are in need.

Mister Anderson​(dom male) • Apr 19, 2020

You didn't corrupt my wish at all

Granted..but the apocalypse makes money worthless and Strawberries are the new standard of wealth.

SSG{ENM-TLP} • Apr 19, 2020

LOL...so good thing I know someone who is dedicated to picked strawberries for me daily. I still win.

So to keep this thing rolling,

I wish I had unlimited time by the sea with a nice breeze and no responsibilities.

Comic Gurl​(sub male) • Apr 19, 2020

Granted you are a rock by the sea now

I wish to be able to heal people

(my first post and i love this thread lol)

Cephalus​(switch male) • Apr 20, 2020

Granted. You can heal people, but it's at the expense of your own life force.

I wish I could fly like a bird!