|No Body(neither male)||
2 months ago • 05/13/2020 1:08 am
No Body(neither male) • 05/13/2020 1:08 am
3 guys in a bar get drunk as hell. They do this every Friday butb this week they are so drunk and it is so late. So the come up with a plan. When they get home they will do what ever the wife says no matter what.
So they meet up the next night and talk about what happened. First guy comes in sits and orders a drink. Second guys comes in and orders a drink. Third guys comes in sits down and has his hands cupped closed.
First guy says "ok I got home and ran into the garage. Wife yells out the window "why don't you tear the fucking garage down!" So I did.
Second guy says "I got into the garage ok but when I opened the door it came off the hinges" She yelled "tear down the fucking house asshole". I did.
Third guys says " I got into the garage ok I made it into the house ok. Got up stairs and took off my clothes and crawled into bed. I reached over and patted her butt and she said "knock it off!" He opens his hands and says "You guys ever see one of these?"