Vanilla
If you've only had Vanilla, i think i must tell you this, there are other flavours, some that are pure bliss
You could start with sprinkles, spice things up a bit, they also do flavoured sauces, so delicious on your clit
So many things for you to try, a hundred different kinks, toys, outfits, cuffs and ropes, to use just how you think
A whole world of excitement, a life of sex and pain, once you've tried a whipping, your sex life wont be the same
It will open many doors, your mind will be simply blown, let me be your teacher, our love life will be grown
Missionary will be a thing of the past, i swear you wont look back, once you've had my tongue on you, let me lick your crack
I can teach you anal, with my finger, cock or beads, dont pull that disgusted look, you'll love it on your knees
You must learn to suck my cock, just try, you'll be fine, and I'll lick out your pussy, its called a Sixty Nine
We can do doggy style, you can climb on me and straddle, I'll even bend you over me knee and spank you with a paddle
I know you've lived your life sheltered and Vanilla's all you know, babe there's so many different things out there, you simply must be shown
So learn to trust me baby, welcome to my kinky world, relax and just enjoy yourself, as your new life is unfurled
You will never want Vanilla, you will want sprinkles and some sauce, you will want to be taken, hard and with some force
So just pick a flavour, call me your ice cream man, I'll give you different flavours, but it wont come from a van
Ron