A handmaiden's guide to self pleasure
Take a nice relaxing bath, turn your lights down low, pick up an erotic poem, it will tell you where to go
Run your hands everywhere, learn what makes you tick, because sometimes you'll get randy and there be no tongue or dick
Learn how you react to pain, give your nipples a little pinch, twist them until you cant take no more, but dont let it make you flinch
Make your pussy nice and moist, slide a finger deep inside, learn how many can you fit in, at least you know you've tried
Some pussy's stretch real wide, yours might be small and tight, make sure you're very relaxed, you cant be tense tonight
Running circles around and round or just rubbing on your clit, learn what works best for you, alternate it for a bit
You need to know what works for you, you want to make you cum, dont forget the other hole, use a finger up your bum
Yes I know that sounds bad, you may think you're not that sort of girl, I bet you find you love it, just give it a whirl
So know you've learned your bodies parts, the buttons of which to press, there are other things you can do, try on your favourite dress
Wearing sexy undies or roll playing maybe your game, you can do this for yourself the effects will be the same
But most of all the important thing and that my sweets your brain, it can take you to anywhere just board your erotic train
Pick a destination where do you want to fuck, how many people are all over you, just simply try your luck
Now dear maiden you have learned, how nice it is to wank, I hope my poem helped you, there is no need to thank
Ron