This poem was inspired by the awesome sex toy reviews on her blogs I have her permission to name her so Cressida Clytie, thank you for the inspiration which led to my poem. I hope it does you proud
Sliver Bullet
You got a Silver Bullet but it's not made for any type of gun, it's dances on your cliterus or vibrates on your bum
Small sleek and shiny, it let's off a aggressive sounding hum, you place it on your G-spot, it's guaranteed to make you cum
Discreetly hides in your handbag, like a Chrome covered hard lipstick, always waiting for the time, you can't find a dick
With a button on the top, it pulsates at several speeds, from a slow hard throb to a rockets thrust, it fulfils your sexual needs
Who thought so much power, could reside in such a toy, it's no bigger than a small cock but it brings you so much joy
Solid and reliable, through constant use it doesn't brake, always bringing satisfaction, your world it loves to shake
This is a fair assessment, a honest and true review, to all that doesn't own one, you all need to get one too
It doesn't need your loving, just batteries, cleaning and no more, it will wait there sitting patiently, in your special drawer
So next time you buy a sex toy, keep this poem in your brain, remember the Silver Bullet, then you will cum, time and time again
THE KINKY POET
