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THE KINKY POET

Some of my erotic poetry
2 years ago. September 14, 2021 at 12:03 AM

 


This poem was inspired by the awesome sex toy reviews on her blogs I have her permission to name her so Cressida Clytie, thank you for the inspiration which led to my poem. I hope it does you proud


Sliver Bullet

You got a Silver Bullet but it's not made for any type of gun, it's dances on your cliterus or vibrates on your bum

Small sleek and shiny, it let's off a aggressive sounding hum, you place it on your G-spot, it's guaranteed to make you cum

Discreetly hides in your handbag, like a Chrome covered hard lipstick, always waiting for the time, you can't find a dick

With a button on the top, it pulsates at several speeds, from a slow hard throb to a rockets thrust, it fulfils your sexual needs

Who thought so much power, could reside in such a toy, it's no bigger than a small cock but it brings you so much joy

Solid and reliable, through constant use it doesn't brake, always bringing satisfaction, your world it loves to shake

This is a fair assessment, a honest and true review, to all that doesn't own one, you all need to get one too

It doesn't need your loving, just batteries, cleaning and no more, it will wait there sitting patiently, in your special drawer

So next time you buy a sex toy, keep this poem in your brain, remember the Silver Bullet, then you will cum, time and time again

THE KINKY POET

 

Cressida Clytie​(masochist female){Taken} - Thank you TKP! 🤗
2 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - You are welcome sweetie
Love and light T.K.P x
2 years ago
Sweet Ginger​(sub female){âš“ } - Wow! That's some advertisement! Can you do one for the Lulu next :)
2 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - If I knew what a Lulu was lol. But tomorrow I've written a fictional one about a sex robot lol
Glad you liked it beautiful lady
Love and light T.K.P xx
2 years ago
Sensual City Girl{ForeverHIS} - My first bullet was a silver one and what power it had. But, how I love my black beauty which brings so much more fun 😉
2 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - Thank you for the review lol
I'm glad it bought you a memory of your silver Bullet
Love and light T.K.P xxx
2 years ago

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