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THE KINKY POET

Some of my erotic poetry
3 years ago. Monday, February 7, 2022 at 2:00 PM

Here are some Limericks I was taught as a young man. They are quiet rude but I thought they were funny

Enjoy peeps

 

 

There was a man from nantucket whose cock was so long He could suck it
He said with a grin after wiping his chin,
If his ear was a cunt he could fuck it

 

There was a young lady from Ealing who had a peculiar feeling
So she laid on her back opened her crack and
Pissed all over the ceiling

 

There was a young lady from Harrow whose crack was exceedingly narrow
In times in number she tried a cucumber and
now she can manage a Marrow

 

Love and light T.K.P xx

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