The Robot Ron Trilogy
The Ron 5000
I am the Ron 5000, I'm the latest robotic sexual boy, I'm programmed to bring you pleasure and to bring you sexual joy
I'm versed in many positions, I'm very flexible and fun, my cock is multi functional, it's design for your pussy, mouth and bum
It can grow to different sizes, from length and also girth, to make sure you are satisfied, I'm guaranteed you'll get your monies worth
I'm programmed to do bondage, I'll put you across my knee, I will do everything required, I will follow every plea
I recite sexual poetry, I can sense when your pussy's wet, I'll give you multiple orgasms, I'm the best fuck you can get
I come with many outfits, but you can purchase more online, just keep me charged and updated, I'll be ready anytime
I promise never to say no, I am the perfect type of man, I only swear if you want me to, only when you say I can
I can treat you like you are a Queen, or a dirty little whore, from sitting on your Royal throne, to being fucked right on the floor
I don't get drunk or stay out late, I never ask you where you've been, I don't care if you've had others, or how many men you've seen
I'm waterproof and my skin feels real, you can bring me in the shower, you can share me with your friends, though my charging takes a hour
For I'm the Ron 5000, just here to make sigh and cum, then just put me back inside my box, once your needs are done
Ron
The Ron 5001
Better than the original, it's design has been improved, it can now scan your body and tell when you're in the mood
Sensors pick up your pheromones, it knows when you're turned on, it also comes with Bluetooth to play your favourite romantic song
Designed with a working tongue, it's made to lick, and lap until your poked, it will play on your pussy until your bed is soaked
Adjustable licking speeds, it works by voice command, harder, faster, deeper it follows your demand
He has a special phone app, you can even call your mate, you can use it to control his cock, you can switch from full thrust to a vibrate
New nimble fingers, they pinch, they scratch, they pull, tell The Ron 5001 what you want this toy can do it all
Realistic hair and six pack, he's recharged in a quicker time, he still has all the older models features, he still loves to tell you rhyme
Now he can multi task, he can suck and fuck and talk, his knees have been redesigned, to give him a more realistic natural walk
So you could take him to the park, or find a quiet place to play, with his built in Sat Nav, you won't get lost that day
But the best new feature we've saved till last, it's bigger than those written about above, the new Ron 5001, can actually learn to love
Ron
The Ron 5002
May I introduce the all new Ron 5002, he is our latest line in robot sex slave, it comes with a more interactive phone app, so you can choose the things you crave
From romantic loving hero, to a scary sex stalker in the night, he will follow all your commands to get you off just right
Every desire waits for you, just follow the simple links, scroll down the menu's and choose your desired kinks
He's fluent in poetry, his words will pour in your ears like honey, he comes with free finance, designed to save you money
Every type of sex is catered for, you can loan him to your friends, he'll even have a orgy, with you all, with the Ron 5002 the kinky fun just never ends
From spanking to rope work, the Ron 5002 can do it all, he's always ready and willing 24 hours a day, he's at your beck and call
If you wish to punish him, he has a very life like skin that heals itself in time, it bruises and gets welts, it acts like yours and mine
Anything he will supply from romantic moments to getting nasty on the floor, he is programmed to please you, no other robot could do more
So place your immediate order now, the Ron 5002 is now in stock, we'll send him next day delivery, then you will own his cock
THE KINKY POET
