The flyer
I found a flyer on the wall when I was in the loo last night, it said "Ring me twenty four hours a day let me treat you right"
I'm not sure if I will ring it, I've never used a call girl before, I'm not usually the type of bloke who's ever needed to pay a whore
But tonight I'm feeling lonely and it's been a while since I've had a fuck, so I might give it a tinkle, I might try my fucking luck
It says she does everything, I wonder does she swallow when I cum, I bet she does the kinky stuff like take it up the bum
Maybe she does special things, I hope she'll wear some soft red lace, I hope she don't recognise me, when we meet face to face
Ok I'm gonna call the number, it won't hurt to give the thing a call, she can tell me what she does, I want to know it all
Well that went better than I thought it would, she's meeting me in my local club, she said for a extra twenty pound she'd let me take her out for grub
THE KINKY POET