THE FUN HOUSE SHOP
Welcome to THE FUN HOUSE SHOP come in look around there's no need to creep and hide, we're here to supply all your carnal needs, so wear your kink with pride
We have everything you want from dildos to nipple clamps, hell we even sell stay fresh wipes for when your warm and damp
Handcuffs we have every kind, some furry, some made of cold rolled steel, both will keep you in your place, it's just down to how you feel
Outfits we have hundreds, we sell very exotic and kinky lingerie, from soft Red lace to leather with studs, we cover every kind of kinky play
Role play might be your kink don't worry we've got you covered, from an Angel to a slutty nun or nurse we can even do a "Old mother Hubbard"
Bondage and bindings, whips and canes we've got floggers by the score, everything a naughty kinkster might need, who could ask for more
We've even got a sports dept, you'll find something that you'll like, we have vibrators that replace the saddles so you can get off whilst you're on your indoor bike
So come in step right up, look around you'll find some fun, you may start off being Vanilla but you won't be once we're done
THE KINKY POET