Ev's kink corner

Me: "OK Ev, you are very interested in this dom. You find him intriguing and attractive. You must bring forth the demure grace of your tea ceremony training, you must be alluring with just the right amount of coyness. Catch his eye, but let your submission shine through!"

Also Me, when encountering said dom: "AYYYYYYYYY!" *finger guns* *gives a hug and attempts a back thump, but very loudly slaps a fleshier part of his lower back instead, creating an echo across the classroom*

D: 😱 D: 😱 D:

*crawls under a log deep in the forest*