Thoughts From A New Me

Sir Don​(dom male){Nt looking} - Laughing is good for the soul.
Needed that this morning...🥄

flitter'fly​(sub female) - It wasn't funny at all, at the time.
But damn if "we" didn't laugh later.
The man was so embarrassed, he refused to go to the ER.
I instead made certain, he was not going to bleed out.
Takes spooning, to a compleat new level, for certain. :)

Bunnie - Lol!

SmashedTaters - Oooffff

The Kinky Poet​(other male) - Ouch lol I bet that made his eyes water

Love and light T.K.P xxx

flitter'fly​(sub female) - I can honestly say, at least he wasn't being "anal" about it.

The Kinky Poet​(other male) - Lol now that my dear is funny. I hope he doesn't mind being thr Buttt of your jokes
Love and light T.K.P xx

flitter'fly​(sub female) - He most certainly aaaaaa lol

Jack in the box -
Oh em gee! 😳
Yeah, that'd wake ya up!

SmashedTaters - It’ll keep you up to 😆

Jack in the box -
"have you seen my spoon anywhere? I seem to have lost it"
"um, yeah - Its up my ass!" 🤣

Sir Don​(dom male){Nt looking} - Must of rough to dig that out

Sir Don​(dom male){Nt looking} - Butt with a little bit of lube I'm sure it was ez er

Sir Don​(dom male){Nt looking} - Makes it hard to stir the pot

SmashedTaters - Next time she asks to spoon 👀!

flitter'fly​(sub female) - Roflmao
Thankfully we can laugh now.

SmashedTaters - Your blog and the comments are the funniest things I’ve read all day 😆 Thanks

flitter'fly​(sub female) - Thank You
I just knew, I had to take a chance at inflating "someone's" head, to borrow a meme and post this.

Jack in the box -
Head inflated 😏
Now lets work on the other one 😃

Jack in the box - Too soon? 🤔

flitter'fly​(sub female) - Hahahaha
I'm dieing

Jack in the box -
Ok, lets just have dinner first, I know this really fancy place - they lay out the fine china and actual silver silverware - they set the forks,knives, and sp . . . . Oh

Sorry 😔

flitter'fly​(sub female) - Ohhh for fucks sake
I will not say what I want to say, so badly. Down Boy Down

Jack in the box -
Ok ok, lets change the subject - how bout one of them old nursery rhymes? You remember?
heres one -
Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
And the dish ran away with the sp . . . .
Oh
. . .

Sorry 😔

Sir Don​(dom male){Nt looking} - Niiiccce

flitter'fly​(sub female) - Hahahaha

Jack in the box -
Ok ok, my bad - sorry. Brings up bad memories - How bout a joke to lighten the mood?
which actress was always eating cereal?
Reese With-her- sp. . . .

Dammit!! 😔

Jack in the box -
Spork? Is that off limits? I got a couple of spork jokes 😏

flitter'fly​(sub female) - Nothing is off limits.
At this point it's "wide open"

Jack in the box -
Ok, what did the spork say to the sp . . . .

Oh for fucks sake!
😔

flitter'fly​(sub female) - Ohhhh I'm down

Drinfear​(dom male){Owns PFP} - There was a young lady named Alice,
who once used dynamite as a phallus..

*blink* wrong post.. Just heard nursery rhymes..

SmashedTaters - 😂

Sir Don​(dom male){Nt looking} - He was told to use the spoon .... Butt ....... to literal??

Drinfear​(dom male){Owns PFP} - I know ONE activity I'll never be asking My girl for.. 'spooning' is a definite no go..

flitter'fly​(sub female) - Lmao
You say that now. 🤣😂

Drinfear​(dom male){Owns PFP} - Can you say PLATE MAIL jockey shorts?? I ain't sayin.. I'm just sayin..

flitter'fly​(sub female) - Just make certain they are in the form of a "spoon" hahahahha

Sir Don​(dom male){Nt looking} - Ya know when this happens, I can't get anything accomplished.
Now where is that damn spoon?

flitter'fly​(sub female) - My belly hurts.
To much spooning... 🤣

Jack in the box - Im in tears rn 🤣🤐

Sir Don​(dom male){Nt looking} - A spoon full of sugar awe shit...... dammit there goes that

flitter'fly​(sub female) - 2 much, it's 2 much.
Roflmao

Sir Don​(dom male){Nt looking} - That is just number 2 not number one

Drinfear​(dom male){Owns PFP} - if it's hurting the tummy, it's in FAR far too deep..

flitter'fly​(sub female) - Ohhhh lord 😳

Sir Don​(dom male){Nt looking} - Must of been a tea spoon

flitter'fly​(sub female) - Killing me softly with his s
Ohhh shit, wrong song. Hehehe

Jack in the box - 🤣

Drinfear​(dom male){Owns PFP} - *sings off key* and the cats in the cradle and the shitty spoon.. *blink* damn.. Pulled a Jack..

Jack in the box - Lol 😏

flitter'fly​(sub female) - Never look at a spoon in the same way. Hehehe

Jack in the box -
Ok, so after said debauchery was over and you removed said utensil from said orafice,
Did you guys um . . . . Ever eat soup again? 🤔

Drinfear​(dom male){Owns PFP} - I doubt they used THAT particular utensil to do so..

flitter'fly​(sub female) - Hehehehehe

Sir Don​(dom male){Nt looking} - 🤣🤣 I just can't

Jack in the box - Right! 🤣

flitter'fly​(sub female) - He yanked it out himself.
Don't ask.
And ummmm

Jack in the box -
So, its obvious what he was wearing - what were you wearing at the time Ms Flitterfly?

Yeah, I went there 😏

Jack in the box -
"Oh my god!" She said, "you could turn ANYTHING sexual!"

flitter'fly​(sub female) - Absolutely

flitter'fly​(sub female) - A tuning fork. 🤣😂

Jack in the box -
Where? 🤔
I mean, I suppose that could be hot . . . .I guess . . . . Maybe

Jack in the box -
I see what you did there - spoon . . . Fork 😏

Sir Don​(dom male){Nt looking} - Oh fuck it
The sharpest thing in the world ? A fart goes through your pants without making a hole in them...... butt a spoon takes it the next level

Drinfear​(dom male){Owns PFP} - Had to dig the fart out that time, I guess..

flitter'fly​(sub female) - No wonder he wouldn't let me see his pants. 🤣

SchrodingersDinosaur​(switch female){N/a} - Mwahaha… I made the crack about cereal on Jack’s last blog before reading this!!! Apparently the synchronicities are a’flowin’ today! This made me wonder if he needed it for the sandwich…as in if anyone is looking for something, some smart ass (usually me..) comes up with ‘well, if it was up your ass eating a ham sandwich you’d know where it was’… not entirely sure what that’s supposed to mean anyway, but it makes people laugh. Except the person looking for the missing thing…sometimes they don’t laugh, just cuss…

flitter'fly​(sub female) - One of my best girlfriends Ass eats remote controls, sooo ummmm.
Lol
And yes Mr. Jack tends to inspire me with his blogs. Cant figure that shit out. And his head gets soooo big. But hey it always tends to lead to loads of funnnn times.
Hehehe

Thanks For Reading.