Learning the Submissive Life

I've started sending out kinky pickup lines because they make me laugh. 

Here are a few that I love: 

I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

I must be a beaver because I’m dying for your wood

If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to my bed

Do I have to sign for your package?

I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?

New finds: 

Are you a pirate? I have a booty you might want to uncover.

Wanna help me get on Santa's naughty list this year? 

My nickname is dishes, because I want you to get me wet then do me

I’m an archaeologist, and you’ve got a large bone I need to examine.

I'll add more as I find them. Do you have any favorite kinky pickup lines?