If you really read my profile you would know how these conversations were going to end. Or maybe ya'll do read them and operate under the impression that you're the one to change my mind.
You see I want someone local, you, halfway around the world decide to give me a try and are surprised when the conversation goes nowhere.
You see that I list myself as a submissive, and message me asking if you can be my slave.
You see that I'm not interested in online only, and you, an online only person, decide that that's a good fit.
You see that I'm interested in getting to know people, and you ask me, two minutes into our conversation, how many sex partners I've had and if you can have a picture of me.
You see that I think submission is a gift and ask me to submit to you immediately, and are confused by the fact that I won't say yes to just anything or let random strangers exert control over me.
Folks, this just isn't an efficient way to get things done if you're looking for a quick orgasm/whatever in the hell ya'll are looking for. I know the idea of reading profiles and the like seems so time consuming and odious to so many of you, but you'd save yourself so much more time and consternation if you read them and didn't bother with people who couldn't possibly respond posiitvely to the bullshit you're about to spout. Don't you want to have conversations that don't end after 0 replies to 15 minutes? Don't you want to actually find someone to play with or talk to who keeps you entertained in whatever way it is you're looking for?
Get yourselves together! Use some strategy to get what you want. Cultivate any sense of game/finesse anything. You'll be happier because you'll actually get what you want and won't find yourself constantly stumped, and you can stop perstering the rest of us.
