1: When did you lose your virginity?
25. She was 40
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
I don't "make love", I FUCK
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
Back when I started, my foot fetish was unusual but not so more
I would guess my liking for noose play is the most unusual now
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
I assfucked a woman bent over a tombstone in a graveyard one time
Does that count?
5: Favorite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
Are you just not paying attention to my screen name?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
Did two in one night, but it was complicated
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
I don't fuck in bed. Beds are for sleeping.
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Yes and no.
It was in a public hotel lobby but it was a closed lifestyle event
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Yes.
11: What does your favorite underwear look like?
It looks like nothing. I don't wear any.
12: How often do you have sex?
Average now days is like 3 to 4 times a week
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
There are 5 women on this site I would bang something fierce
There is one who is not on this site I would love to have a relationship with
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
Both
Sometimes on two different women at the same time
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
Having to stop mid act to go to the bathroom and not making it in time
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
All the Lord of the Rings soundtracks
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow sex?
What part of "I don't make love" is it you do not understand?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
Closest I have come is putting on a lab coat and latex gloves for interrogation scenes
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
Neither. Too fat for the bath and too afraid of falling in the shower.
20: If you could have sex with any celebrity right now, who would it be?
I would fuck the living shit out of Jennifer Aniston!!
21: Have you ever had a threesome?
Both FMF and MFM
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA
When have I ever NOT used toys?!
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
Have you not been paying attention to my blog?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
No. He is way to vanilla
25: Is there anything you do after sex?
Take a pee. Get some food.
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
Barefoot women
Particularly in jeans
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
Anytime.
Breakfast fucking
2nd Breakfast fucking
Elevenises
Lunch fuckings
Midafternoon Tea fuckings
Dinner fuckings
Supper fuckings
Midnite fuckings
28: Favorite body part on the opposite sex?
Did I forget to mention I have a strong foot fetish?
29: Favorite body part on the same sex?
Chest
30: Do you watch porn?
Yes. Mostly amateur stuff
or
Cory Chase if I want pro stuff
Now that you made it through my list
I challenge you to post one of your own!
