I flopped down in my easy chair and turned on channel 2
A bad ol' switch called Salty Sam was a-chasin' poor submissive Sue
He dragged her to the old st. andrew's cross and said with an evil laugh
"If you don't give me the deed to your crotch, I'll whip you all in half"
And then he grabbed her...
(And then?)
He tied her up..
(And then?)
He coiled up his whip....
(And then? And then?)
Ack-ack
And then along came Doms
Tall, thin Doms
Slow-walkin' Doms
Slow-floggn' Doms
Along came lonely, lanky Doms
Commercial came on, so I got up to get myself a snack
You should've seen what was going on by the time that I got back
Down in the old abandoned Dungeon, sweet Sue was a-havin' fits
That switch said, "Give me the deed to your crotch or I'll crop both your to tits!"
And then he grabbed her hair...
(And then?)
He ripped her shirt off....
(And then?)
He cut her bra off...
(And then? And then?)
Ack-ack
And then along came Doms
Tall, thin Doms
Slow-walkin' Doms
Slow-floggn' Doms
Along came lonely, lanky Doms
I got so bugged, I turned it off and turned on another old rodeo
But there was the same old Stoppn-up and the same Pony Girl Show
Salty Sam was a-tyin' Sweet Sue to an old spankn' bench
He said, "If you don't give me the deed to your crotch, I'm gonna paddle you, wench!"
And then he grabbed her
(And then?)
He tied her to the bench...
(And then?)
He picked up his paddle...
(And then?)
He swung back his arm...
(And then? And then?)
Ack-ack
And then along came Doms
Tall, thin Doms
Slow-walkin' Doms
Slow-floggn' Doms
Along came lonely, lanky Doms
Along came lonely, lanky Doms