2 days ago. Sunday, March 1, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Helmsman: "Captain! Enemy ship is closing in and our shields are down to 30 percent!"
Captain: <Looking stern and thoughtful> "We better have the ship jump into subspace."
Helmsman: "Aye Captain!" <Presses button>
<nothing happens>
Helmsman: "Captain! The subspace generator is broken!"
Captain: <arches one eyebrow> "Have we tried flogging it first?"