3 weeks ago. Sunday, March 22, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Two Texans wander into the local saloon. First one sets his Stetson on the bad and asks for a whisky. Bartender asks the second guy what he wants, the guy simply nods. The Bartender turns around and does the pouring and sets both glasses on the bar. First Texan picks up his glass and turns around to lean his back on the bar. Taking a sip of whiskey, he brags: "You know, I had me every woman in this town, except my mother and my sister."
His friend takes a sip of his own whiskey and replies: "Well, between you and me we got 'em all."