Organized Chaos

So.... me and mini me were shopping the other day and she held up this package of veggies. She then asked, "Ma, what's this?"

I smirked at her and replied, "that is the lonely women special!" 

Well, didn't the two guys standing near us bust out laughing.... whoops!

If a bra is referred to as an "over the shoulder boulder holder," what are men's underwear called? 

Shaft sling for your dingaling? 

Dong thong? 

Talliwhacker tackle box?

Junk drawer?

Under the butt nutt hut?

Every man wants an independent woman until they have one.

Independent women don't need you; they want you. Big difference.

They have it all together mentally, physically, emotionally, and financially. 

If you walk into her life, step up and contribute.

Don't just lay back and let her handle everything alone. Just because she can, doesn't mean she wants to.

Strong women need support too.

If you desire a woman who has her life together, be prepared to actively participate.

Just know that if you want to keep her, you'll have to match her effort.