Today was ridiculously busy!! My Wednesdays always are... part of my day includes making my office mate laugh so she doesn't cause a code white! Part of it is keeping my little leprechaun bestie out of HR!! Which is a daily struggle and also includes being the voice of reason..... me? Scary, right?
Don't tell anyone I'm a responsible badass! 🤫
We are both heads of our departments, we work under the same umbrella, but in different areas.
Well, her team decided to act up, as they do, and not only affected her department, but also mine for tomorrow. It took A LOT to keep her off the ledge as she forgot to take her meds this morning. Namas... NOPE! 😂
So I introduced her to the sexshop website.....well, fekk me!!
She's in my office, leaning over my desk, pushing her phone in my face, "Bish, LOOK AT THIS!!" She was like a toddler in a candy store!!! Then the FLOOD of questions and show and tell started......
She then asks me the difference between a dildo and a dong..... it went down hill fast from there....she found a strap on face dildo 🤦♀️.... her new obsession.... she's getting it to wear for Halloween! Then went off on a tangent about slapping her husband with it.....to her wearing it to work, and dick slapping anyone that pissed her off! (Complete with demonstration). Lord help us all!!
My WhatsApp has been having a stroke since she got home with all the pictures she is sending me, asking what it is used for? She's very naive. I told her to stay out of the kink folders and she'd be okay.
She has no toys so I told her about the Satisfyer yesterday. Well low and behold the sexshop had it on sale when I got home so I ordered her one. I told her I was going to wrap a bow around it and leave it on her desk. 😂
That caused my five foot flashbang to go off!!
This should be interesting when it arrives!!
She's already planning an "education lesson" date for us at the sex shop on our lunch.....
Pray for me, y'all! I've created a MONSTER!! 🫣
