The further adventures 9f Slpnot the search for a fix

Well Rose and her family went on a vacation some tropical place. She called me  come over to see what I got you. I was there in minutes. When I got to her basemen. She was sitting in a hammock chair with a mischievous grin. it was attached to the ceiling and there's some kind of spring attachment (a shock absorber) to it, do you like it? it's called a planter's chair. It looks cool what are your plans for it? Get in I will show you, the chair engulfed me in a web of ropes. Cool I replied trepidatiouslee. Okay now pull your feet in Indian style. As soon as I did that she pulled out of her back pocket a length of rope that was the same thickness as the rope in the chair she started weaving me up into the chair quicker than I could react .next thing you know I was laced tightly

into the chair and the knots well out of reach. There ! dusting her hands triumphantly just what I thought that holds you nicely. You are going nowhere until I let you .Smiling looking at me saying what do you think I got you good don't I ? I investigated my predicament. Not wanting to sound too excited I told her I could be out in 10 minutes. That response made her mad as she said you can't get out of that without help ! I'll give you 10 minutes how about 10 hours  or better yet how does sometime tomorrow sound ! She turned around and stormed off. Going upstairs turning off the lights and slamming the door. Oh damn I hope she doesn't leave me down here all night.As  I flounder about in a vain attempt to escape, I now know what it's like to be a fish caught in a net

 I am enjoying my retirement and I recall with fond memories of my adventures. A lot of them were with Rose. What I remember was she was really good at tying me up . Don't get me wrong I used to tie her up but I never did her as good as she did me. I remember this one time I was tied up in a chair  . I was there for a while. Her dad came down got something and went back up and acted like he didn't even see me. Then he yelled for Rose she ran up to see what her dad wanted. I heard him ask her is that the paperboy you got down there? I haven't got my paper yet and you know I like to read it in the evening. I want you to let him go so I can get my newspaper. No butts I know you did a good job he wasn't moving at all. You can tie him up later after he delivers his newspapers. I hear her begrudgingly agree. She came down to the basement and started to untie me before she finished I spoke up saying I have already delivered his newspaper. She stopped untieing me. What! Then I realized I spoke too soon. As I felt the ropes that she just removed  being replaced and made it tighter. Then got some more rope and started adding to it, I couldn't move before now I couldn't budge . The last rope she put around my forehead like a sweatband and tied it off tightly all I could do is look up at the ceiling. I said I think you're being a little harsh. . To this she replied tough turned and went over and started watching some TV

Looking at the ceiling I struggle . After a while she comes over and says if you don't want me to make it worse. Tell me where the newspaper is so I can get it for my daddy. She left me like that for probably an hour or more. My neck was sore.

 I think that was the most tied up I've ever been. I'll have to think about that.

Her name was Rosemary and she had to be the toughest girl in school if you were a bully you better not cross her path or you would pay . One time six of them ganged up on me kind of hard at six against One anyways. At lunch time she came up to me and said she saw that and they won't get away with it. I'm going to do something about it . the next morning all six of them were found in the drama room tied up ,gadged and crying. The new spread like wildfire soon everybody knew what happened to them. They lost their bully status. And were the laughing stock of School . She told me to come over to her house later and she'll show me how she did well after school I found myself tied to a chair wrist cross ankles tied to the back of the seat I couldn't move and she added more rope to my elbows and chest and there I was. Tightly tied to a chair the only thing I could move was my head as she dragged me around and put me in the corner. She said go ahead escape I bet you can't. She was right I couldn't. She laughed at my predicament and went over to the other side of the room and  started to watch some TV. Saying let me know when you want out and I might let you go. to this I replied I will be out of this in 5 minutes. After about an hour I was still tied up in the chair I called out admitting defeat she just laughed. Then she was called for dinner. All I could do is struggle.

I have two of them the first one is "you can't chew through welded link chain".

The second one is "you're not going anywhere until I let you". What's yors ?

As I recall the daughter of the fisherman we've had many good times . But one time I asked her about how her daddy showed her how to tie somebody up. Okay she said excitedly I'll show you. Come over here and get up on the table that's right face down . She came back with a handful of string she said this stuff is used for lobster nets it's very strong it'll work well. Enthusiastically she told me to cross my wrist behind saying that this has to be done quick before you change your mind. In a moment's time my wrist s were bound tightly. I knew I was not getting out of this until she let me. She said go ahead try to get out of that I know you won't cuz I put the knot right up here where your fingers can't touch. As I struggled uselessly. Doing the same to my ankles  then hog tied me. Stepping back and saying your not going anywhere until I let you. I told her I could get out of this. Laughing at me she said never if you can escape you can tie me up okay. I will give you some time to struggle because that's all you will do. I turned and struggled pulled right pulled left nothing gave I was just as much tied up as I was when I started. After a while I called out and admitted to not being able to escape. Just then her mother called her to dinner. She said be right there and told me you're going to have to wait till after dinner and ran off . That's what I did

Well growing up we had a tomboy she was always trying to keep up with us. When she couldn't do something she would go home and complain to her daddy and he would show her how to do it. And come back the next day saying my daddy is  main lobsterman and he knows how to do it.

 . Sure enough she knew how to do it everything hit home runs throw the balls the farthest and tie up guys ... Saying my daddy is a  lobsterman and he showed me how to do it . One day we were playing cowboys and Indians and she was the Indian we were in a field and I tripped fell on the ground face first . She was on me in seconds . in no time she had my wrist crossed and tied behind me then my feet and then hogtiñg me. Testing my bonds realizing it is very tight and I might not escape . To this she said my dad is a  lobsterman and he showed me how to do it . escape is not possible . Go ahead and try. Laughing at my futile attempts she said I would never get out of this unless I had a knife then she started checking my pocket for my knife and found it in my back pocket. You won't be needing this she put it in her pocket. I'll be back for you .. see you later. With renewed vigor I struggled more to no avail.  waiting for her return I think I have been tied up by the daughter of a lobster man

Happy Fourth of July

No no no no and no let me think no! That is my opinion and I'm sticking to it what's yours?

Yeah I want to let it cool down before I do it . I will be doing it in my man cave / motorhome . I have a homemade fiddle made out of half inch cold rolled steel and Irish 8s .  handcuffs attached to the homemade fiddle . A chain is locked to the back of the fiddle and the headrest of the chair another chain is locked to the front of the fiddle and the steering wheel . When you lift the lever to put the seat back it clicks into place and you're stuck 

 then she  asked me how long I want to stay like this ?. the lack of movement turns into a strict position very quickly and there is no escaping that setup . And a couple of seat belts straps.me in the chair.  When they're pulled tight movement is not available . I have a friend that will come over making sure everything's locked and pulled tight. Is that tight enough enough for you ? she puts the keys in her pocket and asked how long I want to stay like this ? Okay 12 hours it is . as I open my mouth to argue the ball gag gets stuffed in and buckled tightly blindfold  pulled over and I hear her say see you soon and the door closes and she walks away oh s*** what did I do I didn't say 12 hours I can't handle 12 hours it's going to be a long day I know attempts to escape is futile but I do it . Suddenly the door opens and it's my friend she reaches in and grabs the keys to my truck and says my car is out of gas I'm going to use your truck to go to the casino see you later the door closes and I hear her walk away

 Happy Labor Day

She was very cryptic on the phone. about a repair that needed to be done right away . Be sure to have your wristlets anklets and neck collar on . So I can pay you properly . Which brought a big smile to me 😄 . Quickly I attached all the items and out the door I went I was there in no time as i spritz on some gray flannel and rang the doorbell . Well the door opens in there stands Miss Jones I say it's so good to see you what is this emergency that you have. She gives me a  hug and guides me true the house to the back  yard and mentions that she loves gray flannel . well the problems in the shed . Let me make a couple of adjustments before we go out there she produced a couple padlocks and a short length of chain and something else that is kind of small. She locked my wrist behind me and then the chain to my ankles then ask me if I knew what a septum clamp is ? Well she says casually instead of getting your nose pierced I can use this thing and she puts it to my nose and snugs it up and this is what it does . With a sharp tug she started pulling me towards the shed oh slow down I don't think I like this thing .She got inside the shed she attached the chain to a ring and hoisted me up to almost my tiptoes secured the chain saying that will hold me to which I replied ouch . She said I'll come out and take you and take you down when I feel you're ready .

    A couple seconds later I hear the main door open and she goes into the rear of the motorhome and russels around a bit . The main door closes in mine opens up I hear the sound of scissors she says that my paramedic scissors will work fine . Then she proceeds to cut my jeans off the belt too and the seat back goes back and I'm snapped into position again as she proceeds tighten everything except for the knees . She said struggle your life depends on it she says very good I cannot escape can you . We both knew the answer to that rhetorical question . She started massaging my genitals with expert hands and it didn't take very long at all after she was done he said that was quick see you later and close the door . Then the door opened again and she said haha just just kidding she started removing all the straps and unlocking all  locks and before long everything was off and I stretched my legs . Well she says I have a busy day and I'll talk to you later goodbye as she walks off I just look at her backside and say wow . 

This is not the end of the nefarious Miss J Butters we have more adventures many more .