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The Grump is Here

Mt thoughts my ramblings from my BDSM point of view written in Hiberno English.
2 days ago. Tuesday, April 28, 2026 at 10:45 AM

It's amazing how my mind thinks sometimes. I mean how the hell do I get dressed in the mornings sometimes ." There ya go the sock no no it doesn't go on the head " .... 

You see I was in Tesco this morning wandering around looking at anything to catch my eye to make my stomach ooh I'd love that and nothing was happening. Went past the breads , the cakes , the fresh foods , the frozen food , the pet foods ( hey I was very very drunk that time and it was only once and luckily it was a dog biscuit) , the sweeties , the wines and the bargain bins but nothing g , nada , not a thing made my stomach go yum. I fecking went into the shop in the first place because I was bloody hungry. I began to think is my stomach gaslighting my brain!

Then low and behold I spotted something I liked . Yay . Ah but hold on a minute. It was not good per say, I couldn't eat it , well technically I couldn't but could and it was a feast for my eyes and apparently by the shift in the  midriff he was onboard too. 

It was me in the shop , just me but my Dom was on alert still and had acquired a target notes the structures and then relayed the info to my both my brains ( one of them being a lesser influence since I became mature and grew a pair).

This was pure raw sexual attraction based entirely on blood flow , receptors coming alive and no shame in being turned on. 

I sometimes do forget being a Dom also means being sexually aroused and it's no big deal , nor should it be. I am open to talking about my kinks abkut what makes me tick as a Dom and not all my kinks are based on the wobbly wibbly bits ( or if you watch porn you daft person you the strangely solid shiny wobbly wibbly bits !!) . Today I was reminded about my sexual kinks too. I was given a good clear reminder of their existence and their actions. 

So ask a Dom if they like sex and they no no no they're lying most likely to themselves and or you. By all means chat to me talk to me seduce me please me get my attention call me a dirty old man whatever but bend over in a tight pair of yoga pants and ask if this is OK don't be offended when said yoga pants are being royally pulled down and eagerness is watched all over my face ....

 

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