We've all had them. I'm sure every sub has had at least one .. and at the time, we feel awkward or embarrassed. What do I speak of??
Well ... ACCESSORY MALFUNCTIONS!! 🤣🤣 and sometimes... you just have to laugh!!
I've had these chats with a couple of my sub-sisters in the past and we've always said we should just put it out there. Hey ... life happens! And sometimes, while awkward and embarrassing in the moment ... it's funny!!
So ladies!! I'm putting it out there!!
My most recent one took place late last night.
Daddy and I were enjoying a very nice play time. Daddy had instructed me to be ready with my vibrator, my dildo (aka anaconda 🤭🤭) and my mini wand. Ooooo! Triple stimulation!! My favorite!!!
After some time of playing, Daddy says it's time for it to go into my ass ... yeeesss!! MMmmmmm ... I am enjoying .. immensely!! 😏 My rythym increasing and more forceful... yes! "So close Daddy!" I shout! Yes! Yes! ... Wait?! What?? Wha?? At the most inopportune moment ... Uuummm Daddy??? .. uh oh Daddy ... I broke my vibrator!!! YUP!! BROKE IT! In 2 places. First at the spot where the realistic part of it ends and the controls start and tore the rabbit off almost completely! (Poor little rabbit ) 🤣🤣🤣
Bursts of laughter from both of us!!
Giggling and jokes ensue, then carry on!
Things happen! And girls … we’ve all had them happen! I know I’ve had a few!
From breaking vibrators (RIP little rabbit), to sun dresses flying up over my shoulders in a gust of wind while walking downtown (when not wearing panties).
To lace painties falling down my hips while walking to bus to work, trying to grip one side of them through my dress to keep them from falling all the way to my ankles, praying 🙏 there's a seat so I don't have to stand taking the chance of them falling again in front of everyone around me (to explain…I had lost a fair bit of weight..apparently too much to wear them anymore).
To sitting at my desk at work and my butt plug flying out from a huge sneeze (yes, that really happened)😳 squirming and maneuvering in the most strangest positions while trying to get it back into place, because I don’t dare stand up from my chair as it’s tangled in my dress .. again, no panties to catch it! LMAO
We’ve all had some kind mishap or accessory malfunction, that Doms (sorry in advance) haven’t got a clue what we go through for them!! And … sometimes … you just have to laugh because it's just damn hysterical!
Bdsm does not always have to be serious and protocols. The handbook 📕 (wait … there’s a handbook??) never told us to expect these situations and how to handle them with lady-like decorum. We get embarrassed and awkward, thinking we’re the only ones it’s happened to. But in chatting with my closest sub-sisters … alas … I am not alone!!
Come on girls ... 'fess up!
Tell me about your accessory malfunctions! I've told you a few of mine!
Care to share?? 🤣🤣
