Name' sake

I offically declare Febuary 15th 'Single day'! ☝️

(yes, I know - that first r shouldnt be there - its just dumb, ok - why waste a perfectly good r, who must forever remain silent?  ?)

We have a holiday celebrating 'couples', so its only fair, right?

So get out there you crazy single people . . .and . . .

Um . . . Idk, buy a bigger mirror?  ?

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Start at 2:31 to 3:55 - thats what I want to share

(Amazing documentary btw, about the cobra gypsies - although he paints it in a much 'prettier' light than it actually is)

Coincidence abound these days

Butt ☝️

I started writing this a few days ago and with a recent similiar topic being posted - it prompted me to re-visit mine.

*disclaimer,

I mean no offense to the "southern" club, or the "up north" club, or the "down unda" club, or the "mile high" club - Im just talking about within my own dialect, the words or sayings that just glitch in my brain.

"one dollars" - "one" cant be plural!

"do you wanna come with" - finish it! Finish the sentence!

"went to hospital" - the ?

"myriad things" - maybe this is proper? But seems it should be myriad 'of' things.

"Sally beauty supply" - add the damn s ffs! "Sally's"!

And is it just me, or does there seem to be a trend of people pronouncing things differently lately?  Its "your anus"!  Not urinis

Which reminds me . . .

In pool, slop counts - to some.

"it went in the wrong hole but still counts"

How anal is that!? ?

Taint funny kids, this is serious business!

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Its Tuesday, look busy

Yep, I have a cavity ?‍?

Now, normally I love going to the dentist as much as the next guy (or girl), but see - the problem is . . . 

I DONT!!

Id rather have my balls put in a vice - and then said vice attached to the back of a diesel truck in dire need of a ring job - and then said truck driving off a cliff!

In inclement weather!

On a Tuesday!! (btw - wtf is up with Tuesdays, I mean, right? Its not the beginning, or humping, or party time, or . . . Well, its just useless - fuck you Tuesday! I never liked you anyway! )

Naked!! (the driver, not me)

Where were we? Oh yes . . . Cavities

I did some research and found out sharks never get cavities (shout out to shark lovers)

So I got to thinking . . . 

What if I replaced all my teeth with . . . . 

Hold on, im getting a call  ☝️

#bighair

Guy from other room - "hey babe, call my phone, will ya?"

Girl engrossed in her show - "phone . . . phooone"

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Happy Monday peeps ??

It has been brought to my attention, I dont take anything seriously.

Um . . . Look around you - why would I? Why would anyone?

You think I havent felt genuine pain? Pull up a chair, lets talk.

Lets face it, this life can be hard - this life can really suck - this life can deal a really shit hand!

But the reality is, this life is fleeting and brief.

You are here, and then you are not.

The highest human expression is laughter, think about it.

(besides the O face)

I have my share of loved ones no longer with us.

Even the young ??

I cried yesterday, Today I laughed.

Yin/yang

Every person you ever talk to - the day will come, that was the last time.

Seek and see the funny things in life, because whats the alternative?  Sorrow and misery?

Thats a life not fully lived.

It is my wish and my prayer that each and every one of you learn to laugh, and fail to be serious - more often.

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