The lovely, and mysterious Ms Snowminx posed a challenge -
https://thecage.co/blog/userblog.php?blog_id=171811&postid=90306
and so, I have decided to join along -
Go ahead, define me in one word
(haters rushing to see if asshole is one word or two)
I offically declare Febuary 15th 'Single day'! ☝️
(yes, I know - that first r shouldnt be there - its just dumb, ok - why waste a perfectly good r, who must forever remain silent? ?)
We have a holiday celebrating 'couples', so its only fair, right?
So get out there you crazy single people . . .and . . .
Um . . . Idk, buy a bigger mirror? ?
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Start at 2:31 to 3:55 - thats what I want to share
(Amazing documentary btw, about the cobra gypsies - although he paints it in a much 'prettier' light than it actually is)
Coincidence abound these days
Butt ☝️
I started writing this a few days ago and with a recent similiar topic being posted - it prompted me to re-visit mine.
*disclaimer,
I mean no offense to the "southern" club, or the "up north" club, or the "down unda" club, or the "mile high" club - Im just talking about within my own dialect, the words or sayings that just glitch in my brain.
"one dollars" - "one" cant be plural!
"do you wanna come with" - finish it! Finish the sentence!
"went to hospital" - the ?
"myriad things" - maybe this is proper? But seems it should be myriad 'of' things.
"Sally beauty supply" - add the damn s ffs! "Sally's"!
And is it just me, or does there seem to be a trend of people pronouncing things differently lately? Its "your anus"! Not urinis
Which reminds me . . .
In pool, slop counts - to some.
"it went in the wrong hole but still counts"
How anal is that!? ?
Taint funny kids, this is serious business!
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Its Tuesday, look busy
Yep, I have a cavity ??
Now, normally I love going to the dentist as much as the next guy (or girl), but see - the problem is . . .
I DONT!!
Id rather have my balls put in a vice - and then said vice attached to the back of a diesel truck in dire need of a ring job - and then said truck driving off a cliff!
In inclement weather!
On a Tuesday!! (btw - wtf is up with Tuesdays, I mean, right? Its not the beginning, or humping, or party time, or . . . Well, its just useless - fuck you Tuesday! I never liked you anyway! )
Naked!! (the driver, not me)
Where were we? Oh yes . . . Cavities
I did some research and found out sharks never get cavities (shout out to shark lovers)
So I got to thinking . . .
What if I replaced all my teeth with . . . .
Hold on, im getting a call ☝️
#bighair
Guy from other room - "hey babe, call my phone, will ya?"
Girl engrossed in her show - "phone . . . phooone"
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Happy Monday peeps ??
