Name' sake

Who decided it was a good idea to have a strip of cloth tied tightly around your neck? (a 7yo boy played a pivotal role 🙄)

The clock reads from 1 and counts up to 12 -  why doesnt the new day start at 1?

"I read that book daily". Which way did I mean that? Past tense or present tense? 🤔

Why are tear (cry) and tear (rip) spelled the same?

If the end of December marks the returning to the sun, why are January and February the coldest months?

With all todays technology,  why are we still changing flat tires?

Why is it called a "pair" of underwear?

Why do I have to obtain someone elses approval before I can enter different areas of my planet?

With a flick I discard yet another bad habit,

Toss my necktie to the ground . . . Sleeves rolled up . . . . Deep breath . . . . Im ready!

"Ok Kali - destroy something!"

Fuck it

Mother fucker!

Fucktard

Fuckstick

Fucker!

What the fuck!?

Fuckhead

Fuck me!

Fuckwad!

For fucks sake!?

Fuck!

Fuck you!!

Might I dare to broach the unmentionable, 

Should things go awry.

(I shall attempt to remain gender neutral with this subject.)

We all fantasize,  or partake in devious sexual fantasies, yes? Whipping, spanking, varoius forms of "torture", etc.

But ☝️

Suppose one turns on the other.

(It happens)

In a court of law "he/she wanted me to" does not stand up. Even a notarized statement giving permission will not stand up.

Someone recently mentioned the fantasy of being punched in the face - no judgment,  but ☝️

Should things go arwy, thats aggravated assault. 

3 to 5 state prison.

How does one (anyone) approach this subject objectively?

Is there any way?

Im strong for her and her and her,

But im slowly dying inside.

Someone help me make sense 

Of this nonsensical world.

Id give what I gave 

While the stories unfurl,

I gave it a chance

Gave it a whirl.

But god help me

Im coming undone

In your head 

😏

I will corrupt my inner sinner

For the sake of your song

You knew all along 

Didnt you?

It was you

All along

"I'll be back"

the distant thunder warns. . .

. . . . . . 

The rain becomes gentle,

to try and ease the pain.

But tears fall just the same. 

I'll remember you,

Back when "we" became

I'll remember us,

In all that remains. 

That sneeze that just wont come.

The tape spool that refuses to relent.

The coke machine fails to despense,

And you're a day late on the rent.

Broke a string -

And lost your favorite ring.

Then somebody sings, just slightly 

Off key

Into cosplay,

Who would you be?

Why?